Velvetpaw: Welcome to a very special I May Or May Not Have An Evil Plan documentary, hosted by your favourite Mystic apprentice! Missingfur unfortunately cannot host today's episode because he's had to check into coffee rehab after last time's... incident. However, I've been granted special access into this rehab!
Rainbownose: And because every episode needs an irritating sidekick, Velvetpaw hired me!
Velvetpaw: Excellent! You're getting the hang of it already!
Rainbownose: ;) I have finally amounted to something
Velvetpaw: Now, let us continue to Coffee Rehab!
Rainbownose and Velvetpaw arrive at the Coffee Rehab Centre. This session is being led by the one and only Sparkwhisker, and besides Missingfur, the attendees are Tallshadow, Redpaw and Normalstar
Sparkwhisker: Now, can anyone tell me why you shouldn't overdose on coffee?
Redpaw: Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me Sparkwhisker! Pick me!
Sparkwhisker: Yes, Redpaw?
Redpaw: Because it turns you into an obnoxiously energetic CloudtailGrandmas influenced apprentice!
Sparkwhisker: Very good! Make sure you remind yourself that that's what you are in the mirror everyday!
Redpaw: ;) this class is so beneficial
Sparkwhisker: Can anyone give me any alternatives to drinking coffee?
Missingfur: Normalstar's blood
Tallshadow: Bleach
Normalstar: Water
Sparkwhisker: Very good, Normalstar! Can you tell me why you chose water?
Normalstar: Because it's plain, and boring. Like me
Sparkwhisker: -_- emotional support sessions cost extra y'know?
Missingfur: Alright, alright, enough of this trash/rubbish/dustbin contents, give me one perfectly good reason why I shouldn't use coffee for comedic effect in my show while I'm figuring out my plan to murder Normalstar horribly.
Tallshadow: Because the downward spiral of addiction to caffeine isn't nearly as painful and self-destructive as drinking bleach while making really overused memes and posting them on tumblr in the hopes someone reblog's you and shares your cause
Missingfur: ...
Tallshadow: But whatever I don't care do you care I don't care
Sparkkwhisker: Why don't you try drinking decaf?
Missingfur: Oh yeah, I never thought of that. Can I go now?
Redpaw: Ooh! Ooh! Can we Sparkwhisker?
Sparkwhisker: yes please leave
Missingfur, Redpaw, Tallshadow and Normalstar depart having learned something
Velvetpaw: Wasn't that insightful? Join us next time where we barge in on Normalstar's Emotional Support group!
Rainbownose: Bye friends!
~Written by Hazel lmao~
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Humor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
