A hairless tomcat walks onto stage, with a dark reddish she-cat trailing behind him. The tom sits, curling his tail over his paws and staring at the camera.
Missingfur: Greetings, fellow villains and miscreants; and welcome to my new show! Are pesky cats getting in the way of your plans for world domination? Do you feel as if you never get any respect? Well then look no further than my show, I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan!
Velvetpaw: Do you actually have a plan?
Missingfur: I may.
Velvetpaw: I need a new mentor.
Missingfur shoves his apprentice out of the way as he saunters past her, towards the entrance to the ThunderClan camp.
Missingfur: As every intelligent villain knows, the best way to take control of a clan is to first take the position of deputy!
Rainbownose: *Grins* Hey there, Missingfur!
Missingfur: Luckily, we have our deputy right here. Say hello to our audience, Rainbownose.
Rainbownose: Hi audience! *Waves*
Missingfur suddenly lifts up a very large drill, plugged into a power outlet on the other side of camp, and begins laughing maniacally.
Missingfur: NOW SAY HELLO TO MY GIANT DRILL!
Rainbownose: Hi giant drill!
Velvetpaw: *Sighs loudly*
Missingfur: No, Rainbownose, I'm trying to murder you so I can take over the Clans!
Rainbownose: How creative of you :D
An average sized, average looking tabby tom pads over to the group of cats.
Normalstar: What's going on over here?
Missingfur: THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU PEASANT SCUM
Normalstar: Oh hey Missingfur. Nice giant drill.
Rainbownose: That's what I said!
Flamepaw: YOU REALIZE HE'S TRYING TO MURDER YOU BOTH, RIGHT?
Normalstar and Rainbownose both stare at him blankly for a few seconds, and Velvetpaw makes the motion of dragging her paw across her throat threateningly.
Flamepaw: THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. TALLSHADOW, BACK ME UP HERE!
Tallshadow: I mean, I would, but I'm too busy being tall and shadowy and not caring.
Missingfur: SHUT UP SO I CAN KILL YOU
Tallshadow: You can try and kill me but I won't care.
A jovial tom sees Missingfur and skips over to him, but accidentally trips over the cord powering the drill and falls on his face. The drill goes off.
Velvetfur: DUDE
Sparkwhisker: Whoops! Sorry!
Velvetfur slaps Sparkwhisker in the face. Missingfur throws the drill aside and dashes off into the forest.
Missingfur: You may have won this time, but I'll be back in the next episode of I May or May Not Have an Evil plan!
Normalstar: Wait he has a show now?
Rainbownose: I guess so! Isn't that cool, Tallshadow?
Tallshadow: It would be cooler if I cared.
Sparkwhisker: Hey, he left his drill behind. I feel bad now.
Flamepaw: I hate all of you. So much.
A/N: This chapter was written by Frost! Tell us how you like our new story in the comments.
~VillainFrost
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Humor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
