Missingfur limps in view of the camera, using a cane and an annoyed expression on his face
Missingfur: Welcome to episode 3467, where we STILL haven't killed Normalstar...
Velvetleaf: Don't be so gloomy! At least I'm not your apprentice anymore!
Missingfur: That's because I'm an ELDER now, you mouse-brain.
Velvetleaf: Oh, right.
Missingfur: But that doesn't matter! Because today I have the most BRILLIANT plan! I'll just wait for Normalstar to die!
There is a silence.
Velvetleaf: THAT'S your plan?
Missingfur: Yes.
Velvetleaf: ...
Missingfur: ANYway, since Normalstar is twenty moons older than me and is FINALLY on his last life, he should die ANY TIME now! *wheezes* Especially since I feel like I'M going to die...
Lilywhisper: HELP HELP NORMALSTAR IS DYING OF OLD AGE!
MIssingfur: Wait, who's that? *scratches head with paw*
Velvetleaf: That's the new medicine cat, remember? Grumpyberry died moons ago.
Missingfur: Oh RIGHT...*smacks head angrily* Old age!
Lilywhisper: SOMEONE GO GRAB WATER PLEASE!!!
Sparkwhisker: *hobbles over* I'll do it...
Lilywhisper: ...but you're an elder.
Sparkwhisker: I'm still as spry as any cat!
Lilywhisper: ...fine then.
Sparkwhisker: YAY!
Sparkwhisper takes off like a bullet with the wad of moss, disappearing before Missingfur can even blink.
Missingfur: W-W-WHAT!!! How did he...
Lilywhisper: I just hope he gets back in time...
About ten minutes pass, and still no Sparkwhisker.
Normalstar: H-*cough* hey! Did you *cough cough* forget about me here?
Lilywhisper: Oh, right. *pads in the den* OH NO HE'S ON THE VERGE OF DEATH!!!
Missingfur: YES!
Flamebreeze: *suddenly running over* WAIT GUYS THIS IS MISSINGFUR'S FAULT! HE'S TRYING TO KILL NORMALSTAR!
Tallshadow: *pokes his head out of the elder's den* Sorry, I still don't care.
Flamebreeze: But NORMALSTAR--
Tallshadow: Don't care about him either.
Flamebreeze: AGH CAN'T YOU ALL SEE! MISSINGFUR WANTS TO--
Missingfur: How the HECK can I control old age?
Flamebreeze: ...oh. Right. BUT IT'S STILL--
Lilywhisper: NOOOO NORMALSTAR'S ON HIS LAST BREATH!!!!!!!
Everyone quickly pads into the medicine cat den to see Normalstar struggling for breath.
Missingfur: YESSS!!!!
Flamebreeze: GUYS, he--
Tallshadow: Don't care.
Lilywhisper: NOO NORMALSTAR DON'T DIE!!!!
Sparkwhisker suddenly knocks aside all the cats and presents soaking wet moss to Lilywhisper. She takes it, hissing at him.
Lilywhisper: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
Sparkwhisker shrugs, and Lilywhisker gives the moss to Normalstar who hurriedly laps it up. There is a flash of golden light, and Normalstar is young and healthy again.
All cats: O.O
Lilywhisper: YOU FOUND THE FABLED FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH???!!!
Quickly, all the cats go to the moss and take a lap. Each is returned to their former selves.
Missingfur: Oh! To be young again!
Velvetpaw: DARN IT I'm an apprentice again.
Flamepaw: Now DEFINITELY no one will listen to me...but at least I can LEARN!
Rainbownose: YAY! Everyone's happy!
More cats begin to praise StarClan, giving thanks that they are young once more. Suddenly...
Tallshadow: Don't care.
All the cats turn to look at him.
All cats in unison: WHAAAAAT??
Tallshadow shrugs and pads back to the warrior den, where he promptly falls asleep. After a moment, the others do the same, with only Missingfur still there. He is staring angrily after his brother.
Missingfur: Noooooooooooo! I was SO CLOSE!!!!! *in a low tone, ominous* I'll get you for this, Sparkwhisker. COUNT on it.
This very last chapter of IMOMNHAEP is brought to you by Ember :'(
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