Missingfur: Hello everyone, merry Christmas! Welcome back to I May Or May Not Have A Festive Plan, where dreams come true!
Velvetpaw: Really?!
Missingfur: Sure! Just like a discount Disney!
Velvetpaw: Well then, I wish for my warrior name!
Missingfur: We don't work miracles here
Velvetpaw: :(
Missingfur: Today's evil plan shall entail a discount Santa's Grotto, a costume, and some nifty elves!
Velvetpaw: Y'what
Missingfur: Here's how my plan will work for the ultimate Christmas success! I'll dress as Santa and invite Normalstar down to the Grotto, and while he tells me what he wants for Christmas, my team of elves will drop a large Christmas box over him, and we'll kidnap him!
Velvetpaw: Who are these elves?
Missingfur: Just gather up enough stupid cats and get some pointy hats, it'll do
Velvetpaw: CALLING ALL LOL RANDOM XD RAWR LOLZOR DINOSAURS!
Sparkwhisker: *barfs rainbow* Hi!
Rainbownose: *lol XD* Present!
Missingfur: See? Off you go, get dressed!
Missingfur dresses in red trousers, a red and white jacket, a Santa hat and a long grey beard, while Velvetpaw and her minions dress in green stripey outfits with pointy hats and shoes. They kick out the original Santa in the CG Discount Grotto and get into position, alerting Normalstar
Santaclaws: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!
Tallshadow: I don't care
Santaclaws: Hello Tallshadow! What would you like for Christmas?
Tallshadow: A care
Santaclaws: What type of care?
Tallshadow: A care that cares
Santaclaws: ... lit
Normalstar: Seasons greetings, Santaclaws
Santaclaws: Well hello there Normalstar! Come and sit with good old Santyclaws! What would you like for Christmas?
Normalstar: Well, I'd like a brand new office with some top notch stationary, a working PC, not a Mac I heard those aren't reliable, as well as some fantastic pens and-
Velvetpaw: Sparkwhisker! Ugh, Missingfur! He's stuck in the ribbon!
Santaclaws: *grumbling* Ignore them! Silly elves!
Velvetpaw: No, Rainbownose! Drop it on Normalstar!
Normalstar: What in StarClan's name is going on?
Velvetpaw: Durranemooooooooooooo!
The box falls onto Missingfur/Santaclaws, ripping off his disguise, Normalstar gets up and walks a step away, heavily confused
Missingfur: Ugh! *takes off box*
Normalstar: So it's true, Missingfur really is the true Santa
Missingfur: No you fool! Santa isn't-
Randomkit: Santa isn't what, Mister Missingfur?
Missingfur: *guilty over those lil eyes* uh, Santa isn't... isn't here! Santa isn't here, right now, but he will be!
Randomkit: Lit fam m8 init *leaves*
Missingfur: Kids...
Normalstar: Well, I think we all learned the meaning of Christmas
Velevtpaw: And what would that be?
Normalstar: It's just a commercialised holiday made to get money from people over materialistic ways of telling their family they mean something to them celebrated only in wastes of profits and false illusions of togetherness
All Cast: ...
Hazel: MERRY CHRISTMAS
~Lol merry christmas~
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Humor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
