Missingfur: You know what I hate?
Velvetpaw: What makes you think I care?
Missingfur: *ignores* I hate school.
Velvetpaw: But you've already passed your warrior assessment...
Missingfur: Um, no. Keep up Velvetpaw, I'm trying to break the fourth wall here. I hate school in which you have to go until your at least seventeen.
Fourth Wall: FML D:
Velvetpaw: Oh, the kind where you have to carry books around all day and stay up till midnight every night doing homework? I hate it too.
Missingfur: It makes me want to puke.
Velvetpaw: It makes me want to kill someone.
Missingfur: It makes me want to kill my teachers.
Velvetpaw: It makes me want to kill my textbooks.
Missingfur: It makes me want to kill my locker.
Velvetpaw: It makes me want to kill myself.
Missingfur: *face visibly lights up* That's it!
Velvetpaw: ?
Missingfur: I know how to murder Normalstar!
Velvetpaw: How?
Missingfur: *grins evilly* Simple, I just put him in school. He'll hate it as much as we do and commit suicide.
Velvetpaw: And how do you plan to get him in school...?
Missingfur: I'll tell him I received a sign from StarClan.
Flamepaw: *hears entire conversation* NORMALSTAR! DON'T LISTEN TO MISSINGFUR'S FAKE SIGN!
Normalstar: *is asleep*
Missingfur: *rubs paws together* It's time...
A while later...
Normalstar: *still asleep* Ponies and rainbws... hopscotch... galloping gorillas...
Missingfur: *hovers over Normalstar* NORMALSTAR!
Normalstar: *jolts awake* Wha...?
Missingfur: I received a sign from StarClan!
Normalstar: Cool!
Missingfur: It said to be the best leader ever you must go to school!
Normalstar: Okay! *trots off to school*
Missingfur: *evilly laughs* Now it's only a matter of time...
At school.
Normalstar: Physics is so cool!
Sparkwhisker: I know, right!
Normalstar: And algebra... you gotta love algebra!
Sparkwhisker: I agree!
Normalstar: But my all time favorite has got to be World History!
Sparkwhisker: School is so great!
Normalstar: I agree!
They then happily skipped off into the sunset together.
{Written by Feather, who is clearly in study hall right now if you can't tell.}
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Humor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
