Missingfur: I'm so tired, *rubs eyes*
~Mysterious light shines on the clan~
Missingfur: Is this the light of StarClan? *eyes glow in happiness*
Velvetpaw: You have been accused of committing murder! What do you have to say for yourself?!
Missingfur: Wait what now?
Velvetpaw: You have been accused of committing murder!
Missingfur: Wait when?
Velvetpaw: Just now!
Missingfur: By who?
Velvetpaw: The whole clan!
Missingfur: Who did I "kill?"
Velvetpaw: Normalstar!
Missingfur: What? *confused*
Velvetpaw: *points the the sessile cat*
Missingfur: I swear, he had like two more lives or something
Velvetpaw: Was it you...
Missingfur: Of course not!
Velvetpaw: Hmmmm
Missingfur: Hey! I thought you were on my side!
Velvetpaw: Um, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Missingfur: You suck.
Velvetpaw: 😿
Missingfur: Normalstar! You better be playing a prank because I don't want to get in trouble! *flips body over and lots of bugs start to fly around Missingfur's paw*
Velvetpaw: What the...
Missingfur: Oh wow.
Normalstar: Hey!
~All the cats look at Normalstar with confused faces~
Normalstar: I have a trillion lives.
Velvetpaw: You aren't a normal leader!
Missingfur: His name is Non-Normalstar now!?
Normalstar: Umm okay.
~Missingfur and Velvetpaw start freaking out~
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I hope you enjoyed another chapter, it's not as funny as usual, sorry about that. 😅 ~Whisper
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Humor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
