Missingfur: HELLO, AND WELCOME BACK TO I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE AN EVIL PLAN! I'M YOUR HOST, MISSINGFUR!
Velvetpaw: *paws over ears* Please, don't yell!
Missingfur: *sigh* ughhh fine
Velvetpaw: Anyway, this time I came up with the plot! We're going to kill Normalstar by... RADIOACTIVITY!
Missingfur: Yeah, that's right! After all, with all this talk to radioactivity with Dave Who Is Cool, you'd think we would've used it already...but apparently not. So, I'm getting Sparkwhisker to call Dave Who Is Cool to invite some of his kits over!
Velvetpaw: Yeah, remember that chapter where he said that the kits were radioactive?
You: Honestly I don't.
Velvetpaw: Well, he did. Sooo....bring in the Sparkwhisker!
Missingfur: Wait, where did that stupid button go? Did it blow up in that playground episode?
Velvetpaw: Nah, I still have it. *tosses it to Missingfur, who almost drops it*
Missingfur: This better work, Velvetpaw. *presses the button*
Sparkwhisker: *spawns* LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, YOUR BROTHER IS HERE!
Missningfur: Sweet! Uh, Sparkwhisker, could you please call Dave Who Is Cool and invite some of his kits over?
Sparkwhisker: Of course! *calls* Uh huh...yeah....can you invite some kits over....of course....please?...I understand. *hangs up* They'll come!
Missingfur: yesssssssss
6.32892034854212 seconds later...
Atom That Is Radioactive: hihihihihihihihihihihihihi
Candy That Is Radioactive: SUP Y'ALL
Dirt That Is Radioactive: How are you doing? :)
Missingfur: HEY NORMALSTAR! There are kits here, and they'd like to meet you!
Normalstar: Huh? Oh, cool!
Missingfur: pssst kits go mob him he loves it
Kits jump on Normalstar and tackle him to the ground. He coughs and purrs, shaking them off.
Candy That Is Radioactive: Hey, uh, we have to go :'(
Missingfur: Bai! Thanks for the help!
30 days later...
Normalstar: *dies of radiation poisoning*
Missingfur: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *wakes up* IT WAS A DREAM?!?!
Velvetpaw: *holds up a bottle of hallucination-inducing gas* heh
by Ember ;)
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Humor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
