Missingfur: conveniently absent, doing something or other
Velvetpaw: Hello! Welcome back to I May Or May Not-
Missingfur: paces dramatically I shall not rest, I shall not sleep, I shall not look to the sun again!
Sparkwhisker: Good! Looking to the sun can permanently damage your eyes, and then nobody will see the light of day again! Use CloudtailGrandeyes Contact Lenses to-
Normalstar: Sorry,I was programming him to be like Rainbownose except for commercialism, it's still in beta *takes Sparkwhisker and leaves*
Velvetpaw: Missingfur, what are you doing?
Missingfur: Quiet, you! I'm contemplating a very important prospect!
Velvetpaw: And what would that be?
Missingfur: Whether this devilish fiend, whoever he may be, behind this mirror is my alter ego!
Velvetpaw: wait...
Behind a mirror Missingfur stands in front of is a rather handsome tom. His fur is of an ash grey, eyes greener than envy and a rather feathery tail. He stands tall and muscular.
Missingfur: That has to be me, right? There's nobody else here!
Velvetpaw: Great StarClan, you're right! That's what you REALLY look like! You're not some naked mole rat with anger issues, you're a real warrior!
Missingfur: Yeah! Oh Velvetpaw this is so exciting! I'm calling an intervention, I will no longer be known as Missingfur, nor will I hold this title! Come on, let's go
Missingfur and Velvetpaw gather Rainbownose, Sparkwhisker, Normalstar and Redpaw to plan Missingfur's new style in the local abandoned office nobody uses
Missingfur: Right! First things first, I will no longer be known as Missingfur, but Ashfur instead!
Redpaw: That name's already taken
Missingfur: Fine... I'll be known as Greystripe!
Redpaw: Try again
Missingfur: Ugh! Silverstream!
Redpaw: do you even warrior cats
Missingfur: OKAY FINE! I'll be known as Ashstripe, how's that?
Redpaw: Eh, it's average, but it'll do
Missingfur: -_- how about Majestictail
Redpaw: FABULOUS!
Majestictail/Missingfur: Great, now for my new apprentice!
Velvetpaw: what, no :(
Majestictail: Oh come on, you hardly expect me to have YOU for an apprentice. Besides, you're like 30 moons old seriously you're not fooling anyone
Velvetpaw: hurtful ;(
Majestictail: My new apprentice shall be the best around! One who'll grow into the best warrior around! That apprentice, is Firepaw!
Redpaw: He turned out to be one of the most loathed characters in the fanbase ngl
Majestictail: Fine. Dovepaw!
Redpaw: lol seriously? are you serious?
Majestictail: Jaypaw?
Redpaw: you'll be murdered by every fan in sight. and no
Sparkwhisker: That's why I use CloudtailGrandeyes to make my killing sprees a clearer and brighter experience!
Normalstar: my invention is fantastic
Majestictail: EVERYONE QUIET! So my name is awful, I'm stuck with her for an apprentice and I'm stuck with you lot for a Clan. All of you, you're awful!
Redpaw: One cat isn't here
Majestictail: Who?
Redpaw: the only other cat relevant to the plot. the only other cat who sheds an emo light on the world. that cat being the one repairing the mirror earlier
Majestictail: Oh, Tallshadow? Yeah, with his grey pelt and green eyes I wouldn't- wait
Tallshadow: I'm your fabulous reflection
Missingfur: I QUIT
Tallshadow: walks away
But I don't care
*explosion*
~By Hazel lol. Tallshadow is the best~
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Umor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
