I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan

I May or May Not Have Drank Too Much Coffee

Missingfur: Welcome to Epsiode Twenty-three of I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan! To prevent a certain incident that happened last episode— namely everyone falling asleep— from happening again, I decided to include coffee in my plan!

Velvetpaw: And you only let me have a tiny sip of it :(

Missingfur: Shut up. If you had any more than that, we wouldn't have enough for me to drink two gallons then fill a swimming pool, now would we?

Velvetpaw: What's a swimming pool?

Missingfur: Not important right now. The point is—
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I'm actually not sure what the point is

Velvetpaw: So can we drink the coffee?

Missingfur: I can drink the coffee. You can go get me about two million coffee cups.

Velvetpaw: *sigh*

Missingfur: *drinks the entire pool of coffee* *eyes light up*

WOW THAT COFFEE WAS SO COFFEE WAS IT NOT

AM I THE ONLY ONE FEELING THE URGE TO CONVULSE ON THE GROUND GIGGLING

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHY HAVE I NEVER HAD COFFEE BEFORE

THIS IS GLOOOOOORIOUS

WHEEEEEE
AHAHEEHEEHEEEHEEEEE
THIS COFFEE SPEAKS TO MY SOUL
IT'S SAYING THINGS
MYSTERIOUS THINGS
WHAT IF I STARTED SKATEBOARDING IN THIS POOL DO YOU GUYS DARE ME TO DO IT KAY IM DOING IT GREAT BYE *skateboards over the edge of the pool*

Velvetpaw: O_O

Missingfur: *heard faintly* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Velvetpaw: *sigh*

Written by le not-so-amazing Annco. So sorry for the lateness :-(