Missingfur: I'm allergic to stupid cats.
Rainbownose: Blah blah blah blah
Missingfur: I don't like my life...
Rainbownose: I'm stupid...
Missingfur: *dies*
Rainbownose: *looks at Missingfur* Testing testing, the victim has died and I'm checking to see if he respawns.
Radio: Roger that, Rainbow
Rainbownose: *hears rustling* I hear a cat. I'm going in...
Missingfur: I hate my life.
Rainbownose: *comes out* Hello!
Missingfur: Hmm?
Rainbownose: *whispers* calling backup the victim is getting resistance.
Missingfur: Hmm?
Normalstar: Jell-O is good.
Missingfur: What? *confused face*
Normalstar: I'm a stupid cat, just like you!
Missingfur: *dies*
Rainbownose: Reporting, the victim has "died" again.
Radio: This is insane, how is he respawning!
Rainbownose: He said he was allergic to stupid cats.
Missingfur: I said I was allergic to everything!
Rainbownose: Eek! Abort mission! He heard me!
Missingfur: Wait what?
Rainbownose: I need the memory wipe.
Velvetpaw: Is this it? *holds baby wipe*
Rainbownose: Yep!
Velvetpaw: *gives baby wipe* Here you go!
Rainbownose: Heads up, Missingfur, this will not hurt at all.
Missingfur: What?
Rainbownose: *gently puts wipe on Missingfur's face*
~~~After a while~~~
Missingfur: What happened.
Doctor Velvetpaw: Stuff...
Missingfur: Who am I?
Doctor Velvetpaw: You are my apprentice. I'm Doctor Velvetpaw.
Missingfur: Cool!
Doctor Velvetpaw: Just kidding, you're name is Missingfur and you hate everything! I'm also your apprentice!
Missingfur: Nooooooooooooo. I hate my life!
~
Whisper here with another chapter 😉 I hope you enjoyed and laughed a few times. :3
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Humor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
