Velvetpaw: My paws are cold.
Missingfur: So?
Velvetpaw: Well can you come up with one of your genius plans to warm my paws?
Missingfur: No.
Velvetpaw: Well you're useless.
Rainbowfur: Why don't you just put on socks?
Normalstar: Yeah! I'm going sock shopping today if you want to come.
Missingfur: Why are you in my lair?
Normalstar: This is the middle of the ThunderClan camp.
Missingfur: Get hit by a bus.
Rainbowfur: Missingfur, you should come sock shopping with us!
Missingfur: I, well, uh, I can't.
Normalstar: But it'll be fun!
Missingfur: I can't go because of... personal reasons.
Normalstar: Okie dokie!
Missingfur: *grumbling* And because I'd kill you.
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Velvetpaw: I'm back!
Missingfur: Sadly.
Velvetpaw: Shut up.
Missingfur: So did you buy anything? Worth stealing, I mean.
Velvetpaw: I only bought two pairs of socks. Do you really want one?
Missingfur: No, I don't need a pair of socks.
Velvetpaw: Are you saying that you already wear socks?
Missingfur: Maybe.
~Written by Sushi~
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Humor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
