The story of my first kiss with my girlfriend whom I love to death:
So, we were on tumblr together in our scrolling position (legs crossed, facing each other with our laptops) when I happened upon these glorious gifs:
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Naturally, I burst into laughter at his glorious bleach art form, then our conversation went a bit like this:
Me: *laughing until I can't breathe*
Her: what's funny?
Me: *shows her the gifs*
Both of us: *laughing until our ribs hurt and we can't breath*
Her: oh my god it's so...w h i t e
Me: I know, there is nothing more white on this planet
Her: I'm sure there is!
Me: no way, this is the whitest trash to ever exist
Her: wanna bet?
Me: huh?
Her: whoever finds the whitest trash wins, loser buys the winner candy
Me: deal
So, we gave ourselves three days to do this.
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Wake Up, Get Paid, Get Laid, Gatorade
FanfictionA combination of a journal, a tag book, a rant book, and a place I put all my random bullshit. I'm really emo btw bye. This is the cringiest shit ever I'm so sorry.
