Wake Up, Get Paid, Get Laid, Gatorade
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    Wake Up, Get Paid, Get Laid, Gatorade

    Fanfiction

    A combination of a journal, a tag book, a rant book, and a place I put all my random bullshit. I'm really emo btw bye. This is the cringiest shit ever I'm so sorry.

    #gatorade #get #laid #paid #up #wake #wakeupgetpaidgetlaidgatorade

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    MY PARENTS JUST HEARD ME YELL "SHOOT THE FUCKING DJ, HOLD HIM UNDER WATER TILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER DROWNS" BECAUSE I WAS HOME ALONE BUT THEY GOT HOME THE SECOND I STARTED SINGING AND I JUST HEARD THEM YELL "KATRINA IS THAT YOU?! COME UP HERE RIGHT NOW!" IM SCARED HELP
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