*broadway slides in with jazz hands*
hAvE yOu EvEr WaNtEd tO dIsSaPeAr????
aNd JoIn A mOnEsTaRy??
gO oUt AnD pReAcH oN mAnIc StReEt????
*jumps on table*
wHo wIlL I bE wHeN I wAkE uP nExT tO a StRaNgEr?????
oN a PaSsEnGeR pLaNe???
pAsSeNgEr PlAnE?????
*forehead growth x10000000*
oH pErMaNeNt jEt LaAaaAaaaG
pLeAsE tAkE mE bAaaAAaCk
(pLeAsE tAkE mE bAaaAAaCk)
PlEaSe TaKe Me bAAAAAaaaAaaAckk
oH hOOoO
iM a sTrAy dOg sIiiIcK
pLeAsE lEt mE iiIiiIiNnnnNNn
(pLeAsE lEt mE iiIiiIiNnnnNNn)
the mat keeps tripping/when life keeps tripping/the mat keeps slipping/when life keeps slipping/nana key kitten(?)
sIngIn vOwS bEfOrE wE eXcHaNgE sMoKe rInGs
*backflips off table while singing*
(me when I'm angry in school)
GIVE ME A PEN
CALL ME
MR. BENZEDRINE
(DAMN SUPER LOW)
BUT DON'T LET THE DOCTOR IN I WANNA BLOW OFF STEAAAM AAAAAND
CALL ME
MR. BENZEDRINE
BUT DON'T LET THE DOCTOOOOR
DON'T LET THE DOCTOR IIIIIIIIN
WoOoAh
(Omg but like Patrick Stump can you imagine how adorable he would be while he's high like he'd be all giggly and shit I would give my soul to give that) (This has been: MUSICAL INTERLUDE RANTS!)
*jumps back on table*
iT fEeLs LiKe FoUrTeEn CaRaTs bUt nO cLaRiTy
wHeN I lOoK aT tHe mAn WhO wOuLd bE kInG
ThE MaN wHo WoUlD bE KiNg
*tap dancing*
gOeS tO tHe DeSeRt ThE sAmE wAr HiS dAd rEhEaRsEeD
cAmE bAcK wItH fLaGs oN cOfFiNs aNd sAiD
wE wOn!
oH wE wOOOooOoooooOn!
*is too lazy to finish*
YOU ARE READING
Wake Up, Get Paid, Get Laid, Gatorade
FanfictionA combination of a journal, a tag book, a rant book, and a place I put all my random bullshit. I'm really emo btw bye. This is the cringiest shit ever I'm so sorry.
