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Gf tag

So I'm gonna write in bold and my gf is gonna write in normal font cause she doesn't know much about Wattpad and doesn't have an acc, so here, we're sitting together typing this shit. Introduce yourself.

Hey I'm a pan named Bri and I like cats

That folks, was how you properly introduce yourself

do you have the questions?

You know you can just ask me that out loud, right?

But this makes so much more sense

Whatever you spork (sorry I don't have a camera to film this)

You wouldn't be anyways

Don't be like that

Whatever, questions

Okay, number one: when/where did we meet?

Are we telling the emo camp story or the treehouse story?

Let's start from the beginning

Okey doke

So I was going up to the old ass treehouse in the woods behind my house, which I claimed as my own, and there was this really pretty girl up there

Oh my god you cornball

What? You're pretty! You're more than pretty!

Stop it omg this is embarrassing

Whatever, so yeah we met in an old treehouse and talked about bands and I FREAKED PUT CAUSE WE BOTH LIKED TØP

NO BUT IT WAS AWESOME CAUSE NO ONE NEAR US LIKES EMO BANDS IT WAS SICK AS FRICK

After that tho we didn't really talk

until...

I told the last part, you go!

Fiiiiine, we met at a camp completely attended by emo kids and it was great. We sang Mama super loud on the bus rides and we became really good friends

That's pretty much all there is to it

It was a great summer

Okay so we're skipping this one, when did you meet my parents

Hahahahahah GOTTA 90 PERCENT OF P!ATD

But the question after that is about our first kiss

God, you already told them didn't you? You spoon!

HEY IT WAS THE BEST PUN JOKE THING EVER HOW WAS I NOT GONNA TELL THEM

Whatever, you all know that completely embarrassing story now, ffs what's the next question

Who said "I love you" first? What kind of question is that?

I don't even remember

Exactly! Why would anyone keep track of petty shit like that?

Skip to the next one

Oh my god these questions, What is something I wish you didn't do?

Don't say it

I'm gonna say it

I swear to Jesus Christ if you say it

She steals my food, all of my food, and my hoodies, and basically everything. She's a theif.

It isn't stealing if I give it back

After ten years

That doesn't matter, I always give it back