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Late Night Thoughts

I'm hungry

Jfc you need to lose weight okay you can't keep climbing trees if you're still a fat fuck you can stop now stomach okay stfu and go die!

Whoops that got aggressive

You know, people never really think about what a pretty color blood is

It sounds creepy af but it isn't! It's just a really nice red is all, I like it. I dyed my hair that color.

I wonder if Josh Dun is ever surprised by his own height

I wonder if any of my OTPs have ever had wet dreams about each other

I wonder if other bands like Panic! And FOB cry at TØP music the way we do

MAYBE THEY ALL CRY AT EACH OTHER'S MUSIC BUT NEVER ADMIT IT

Patrick Stump's voice is hot as fuck. Seriously he has this slightly rough throaty thing going, but it's so smooth and his vocal range is higher than Brendon Urie's forehead. Honestly I want to live and die just to the sound of his voice. Every sound should just be Patrick Stump's voice. Even just a dog's bark or a pencil sharpener, when I walk by a squirrel or break my pencil I wanna hear the Novocaine chorus A Capella damn it! But like, that would be so awesome during *cough* fRICKLE FRACKLE SMEXY TIMES. *cough* But seriously though his voice just digs itself into your chest and fucks your shit up but in a good way and ugh his godamn v o i c e.

Soul Punk Era is underrated and Patrick Stump's solo abilities are underestimated. He can play literally any instrument and he's the most talented person I've ever seen. Seriously, he's so inspiring and he isn't perfect. He has insecurities about weight and depression and anxiety just like us, and he loves music just like us. He put in effort and made something amazing. He's my biggest inspiration.

The only way I'm going to fall asleep is if I hear Tyler Joseph screaming.

Always is my lullaby cause it makes me think of the person I love.

Scratch that, lullabye is my lullaby.

I am completely unashamed to say I almost always fall asleep to that song pretending he's singing it to me for me to fall asleep.

Make just a little ashamed...

Peterick is my OTP and Petekey is so much more popular and that makes me sad.

I need some fetus songs.

OH GREAT CAN'T FIGHT AGAINST THE YOUTH THIS IS MAX FETUS!

Oh my god Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner HIS VOICE!

I need a Patrick Stump.

I love Patrick Stump.

God his thighs are so blessed cause they're super full and hot but he has no stretch marks like how is he such an angelic being bless this beautiful creature.

Okay, I'm just gonna say it:

I wanna sink my teeth into those thighs.

I wanna suck on them and leave marks all over the perfect pale skin and turn white purple.

FUCK I REALLY LIKE PATRICK STUMP!