HOLY FUCK GUYS IM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

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MY FATHER

MY FAT BALDING CHRISTIAN FATHER

1. IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC, RACIST, OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE
2. IS OKAY WITH MY MUSIC
3. IS OKAY WITH MY SEXUALITY
4. WAS IN A MOTHERFUCKING EMO BAND IN HIGHSCHOOL

YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT

HE WAS PRETENDING SO MY MOM WOULDNT BE PISSED AT HIM. HE'S A GOOD PERSON. I HAVE MY DAD BACK.

I AM ACTUALLY DYING OF JOY.

LIKE, SHIT MAN.

HE WAS

IN

A

E M O B A N D

HE PLAYED DRUMS

IN AN EMO BAND

THATS WHY I ALWAYS TAP MY FEET AND EVERYTHING AKJSBSJSJDJDNSNSJ

FUCK MAN MY DAD IS SO COOL OMG HOW DID I NOT KNOW

OH RIGHT

MY MOM

BUT WHO CARES ONE OUT OF TWO IS GOOD ENOUGH IM HAPPY

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