MY FATHER
MY FAT BALDING CHRISTIAN FATHER
1. IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC, RACIST, OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE
2. IS OKAY WITH MY MUSIC
3. IS OKAY WITH MY SEXUALITY
4. WAS IN A MOTHERFUCKING EMO BAND IN HIGHSCHOOL
YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT
HE WAS PRETENDING SO MY MOM WOULDNT BE PISSED AT HIM. HE'S A GOOD PERSON. I HAVE MY DAD BACK.
I AM ACTUALLY DYING OF JOY.
LIKE, SHIT MAN.
HE WAS
IN
A
E M O B A N D
HE PLAYED DRUMS
IN AN EMO BAND
THATS WHY I ALWAYS TAP MY FEET AND EVERYTHING AKJSBSJSJDJDNSNSJ
FUCK MAN MY DAD IS SO COOL OMG HOW DID I NOT KNOW
OH RIGHT
MY MOM
BUT WHO CARES ONE OUT OF TWO IS GOOD ENOUGH IM HAPPY
YOU ARE READING
Wake Up, Get Paid, Get Laid, Gatorade
FanfictionA combination of a journal, a tag book, a rant book, and a place I put all my random bullshit. I'm really emo btw bye. This is the cringiest shit ever I'm so sorry.
