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Le Velo Pour Deux

Silver_Galaxy890 and CrazyBandAddict both tagged me to do this shit so here you go.

1. I've got troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match (aka depression, anxiety, and BDD)

2. I play piano and sometimes I try to sing because my girlfriend likes it but it sounds like someone is brutally murdering a cat so...

3. The last text I sent was, exactly copied and pasted:

oKAY SO IDC IF WE'RE A LESBIAN STEREOTYPE WE'RE ADOPTING AN ORANGE AND BLACK CAT AND NAMING THEM CATRICK STUMP AND PAWT WENTZ IF YOU DON'T REPLY IMMEDIATELY I'M ASSUMING YOU JUST SAID IT WAS OKAY

4. A clown with a knife tried to break into my house today and, according to my neighbors, threatened to kill, gut, and skin my dog

y a y

5. I sleep on my stomach (apparently that's weird?)

6. petewentzisdead is my favorite Wattpad author just read Cancer it made me almost start sobbing on the bus this morning

7. Edgar Allen Poe is the shit but I keep that on the down low because lord knows I'm emo enough

8. My first kiss consisted of my girlfriend popping skittles in her mouth, kissing me, and giggling "taste the rainbow motherfucker"

actually bless her

9. I'm talking too much about my girlfriend cause I miss her and she's staying at her grandmother's for the week and she lives really far away and actually kill me I'm so lonely

10. I'm an undiagnosed insomniac that uses over the counter pills to catch two hours of sleep a night, that's why I never answer your texts, I'm always sleeping all day on weekends

11. My mental and physical health is worse than anyone I know

damn I can't do one fucking tag without getting all depressing and shit

Brb while I get dog and coffee therapy™

*a brief intermission of chasing my dog down and forcing him to cuddle me after making vanilla chestnut coffee*

*sigh* better

12. I really love Tim Burton movies, but I also keep that on the down low because JESUS CHRIST IM REALLY EMO OKAY SORRY

13. Patrick Stump is my my favorite band member out of all the bands and band members (aka who I would say if you asked who I wanted to screw/marry)

That's all you crazy fucks get, so enjoy.

petewentzisdead (notice me senpai)
allhomohowell
How_to_ship
20_dollar_romance
PhanAndFlowerCrowns

I'm not tagging thirteen people. I'm a lazy hoe, do you even know me?

Anyways, peace out and enjoy the cringey shît that is this book/satanic scroll of shit.