1. If you don't like Andy Hurley, but you like the rest of Fall Out Boy, you aren't a real human with a brain, heart, and soul.
2. One sexuality can't define an individual person's preferences. For example, a bisexual girl could like girls more than boys, and another bisexual girl could like boys more than girls. Each term is just used to generally place what your preferences are, but it varies from person to person.
3. Even if you don't like Green Day, you still kinda like Green Day. Everyone likes Green Day. At least American Idiot, and that doesn't really count, but no one really dislikes that song.
4. Girls are softer than guys, not emotionally, but physically. I'm not kidding, a part of our genetic makeup makes girls have softer and more rounded bodies. This, at least to 75% of American's standards, makes girls better to date than guys for all genders.
5. More Patrick Stump and less Donald Trump, make America psycho again.

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