Chapter 129
“I can’t speak French, so I’ll let the funky music do the talking, talking, now...oh, I can’t speak French...” Cheryl sang loudly into Gary’s ear as they wandered down a long hotel corridor whilst looking for their room, annoying him greatly, much to the amusement of the rest of the gang.
“You won’t be able to speak any language if you don’t shut the *Duck* up anytime soon, cos I’m gonna kill ya!” he yelled, shoving her away from him as she laughed hysterically.
“...Oh I can’t speak French, so I’ll let the funky...ARGHH!!! NO...GET OFF, I’M SORRY!” Cheryl had cheekily continued singing before her brother launched himself on her, playfully pulling her into a headlock as Lisa, Lily and Steve all howled with laughter at the pair of them battling each other in the quiet corridor.
“Arghhh...ya little *Female Dog*!...she flaming bit me!” Gary quickly let her go, rubbing his arm while Cheryl staggered sideways and leaned against the wall, bent double while she literally cried with laughter. “Urghhh...I can’t believe you just did that...I've got your saliva on me arm man!” he complained, wiping his arm on her top as she continued giggling away, tears glistening in her eyes.
“Cheryl, you’re an animal!” Steve shook his head, however with a massive smirk on his face as he found his room and unlocked his door. “What’s the plan then Lily?”
“Haha...why are you asking me?” Lily chuckled, raising her eyebrows.
“...because you're the plan master...Lily England without a plan is like Cheryl Cole without her hairspray...it just doesn't happen!” Steve answered jokingly, making them all snigger.
“Well aren't you just a funny bunny? sunny Jim!” Cheryl mocked him, reaching up as he was so much bigger than her and pinched his cheek as he sarcastically pulled an angry expression back, putting his giant hand over her whole face as she began giggling.
“Watch mate...it bites!” Gary warned him, still rubbing his arm where Cheryl had playfully bit him.
“Haha...I do have a plan actually...settle into our rooms for an hour and then meet downstairs in the lobby, yeah?...I wanna climb the Eiffel Tower and have a wander around!” Lily grinned, clapping her hands together as Lisa patted her on the back, knowing they could always rely on her to have a plan for them to keep them occupied.
“See I knew you would!...OK so I’ll meet yas downstairs in a bit then...I need to give my ears a rest from chatterbox here...did you actually stop to breathe on the plane Chez?” Steve smirked as Cheryl pouted moodily back at him before rolling her eyes and strutting over to her own hotel room door.
“I need to have a nap...and have a tetanus shot...” Gary scowled at his sister who stuck her tongue out cheekily before the two guys disappeared into their rooms, leaving the girls standing in the corridor.
“Right, come on then Chez, I wanna have a quick shower!” Lisa smiled as she and Lily joined her at the door where she was trying to swipe the key card beside the handle to unlock it.
“I hate these *Ducking* things!...what’s wrong with a good old fashioned key eh?...seriously, I can’t be doing with all this new technology crap!” Cheryl was whinging profusely as she kept attempting to unlock the door; however nothing seemed to be happening. “...Oh my God! Here you try!” she handed the card to Lisa who was giggling hysterically with Lily at how stressed Cheryl always got about these little things. She quickly stopped laughing so much however as she tried to swipe the card herself, only to be greeted with a red light signalling that it still wasn't working.
“Give it here!...you two are flaming useless!” Lily grabbed it off her while Lisa and Cheryl stood back slightly, their arms folded as they watched Lily trying to open the door too.
