Book of Shiteu the 2nd

Shuffle to the Left

I'm supposed to be doing dishes, cleaning up, taking a shower, getting ready for the day, answering messages and what am I doing instead?  A fucking tag.

What even is a priority?

Tagged by yungchild ehehhee

For each prompt, you...
Go to music app
Hit shuffle
Write down the first song that plays

This song will play when you miss someone:

Black - G-Dragon ft. Jennie Kim

My shuffle plays this song first all the time.  It's biased.

This song describes your week:

Shake the World - G-Dragon

This is your theme song:

Throw Away - Rap Monster

fuck yeah

This song will play if you think of someone you love:

All The Things She Said - t.A.T.u (BARNACLEBOI Quickflip)

... Okay with this song, all I can think of is my sugakookie/jihope edit for Candy Shop.

Add "in my pants" at the end of this song:

RingDingDong in my pants - SHINee

*snorts*

This song will play at your funeral:

I Believe - Rap Monster

Oh my GOD this is highkey my actual theme song.  It'd be a perfect funeral song tbvh bye.

Add "with a shovel and a screwdriver" to the end of this song:

Play With Me with a shovel and a screwdriver - CROSSGENE

I'm scared.

This song describes how I'm going to die:

Karma Chameleon - Culture Club

I'M DONE.

This song describes my love life:

^I'm sure woozicakes will appreciate this

This song will be played on my wedding day:

Lies - Jane XØ

Is it gonna be an imaginary wedding where I'm the only one there outside in the rain wishing my one and only bae was at the altar, except my bae isn't even mine to begin with, so in all reality I'm just a pathetic lonely hoe?

Hehehehe

I'M A bad ass lyrical genius who is the least basic bitch you'll ever find.  Nobody can top my skill, yo.  My love life is basically sad and nonexistent.  And then I die when Karma comes and bites me in the ass for having too many people ring my dingdong.  Wonderful.

That edit I mentioned earlier:

NOW I ONLY HAVE 50 MINUTES TO DO ALL MY CHORES N SHIT DUCKALKAFUICKF

I tag *continues going down list*

engsubs
bananaxmania
-taesjuancock
-urhoeseok
itsprettygaypop
Min-Yoongi
-sucktae
artyoongi
plantseok
jikookpie
ParkBacon
-kimtaecum
jikookied_
bisexual-jimin
vkook-trash

FEEL FREE TO RE-TAG ME.  THIS IS MY FAVORITE TAG