5 Seconds Of Summer Preferences [Requests CLOSED]

He texts you while he's drunk.

Calum:

Cal pal

Hey, beautiful.

You

Hi, Calum.

Cal pal

You know my name?! I feel so honored. Are you a parking ticket? Because, you've got FINE written all over u.

You

Calum, we're together. You don't have to flirt with me. You're drunk.

Cal pal

You're dating someone?!

You

Yeah. I'm dating this person named "Calum" and he's in a band.

Cal pal

I have a clone?! TECHNOLOGY IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD. RUN. ROBOTS, AHHH

You

Calum, honey, there are no robots.

Cal pal

How do you know?

You

I can see you. We're in the same club. You're near me, lol.

Cal pal

Oh. Well, there's a pretty girl across from me. I'm going to go talk to her.

You

Calum, that's me. You're flirting with me.

Cal pal

You're so pretty forkcoekckekskdkskskckskdk

You

You just fell on the floor. . . I'm going to take you home.

Ashton:

Ash xx

Lalalalalalalalalalala

You

Are you drunk?

Ash xx

Yesss.

You

At least you're honest. Come home. I'll call an Uber for you, okay?

Ash xx

Okay, babyyyyyy. That could be a song.

You

Okay, I'll help you write it tomorrow. Lol.