Minho teaches Newt pick up lines
Minho: Go Newt! With these, there's no way Y/N won't notice your feelings!
Newt: Okay..
1st try.
Y/N: Newt, you're injured! what happened?
Newt: I kinda fell for you.
Jeff: Now I know why all the slicers are injured.
2nd Try.
Y/N: Sometimes I wonder about my parents, like what did my dad do for a living?
Newt: He was probably a priest.
Y/N: ....Why?
Newt: Coz you're a blessing.
Gally: In a very good disguise.
Y/N: I hope there's some good in you too Gally.
3rd Try.
Y/N: Ugh I HATE helping the slicers! their job is sickening and it get's me all dirty.
Newt: You won't be complaining when I get you all dirty.
Y/N: You mean at the gardens?
Newt: *sigh* Yes at the gardens.
4rth try.
Y/N: The builders are making a new shack apparently.
Newt: That's nice the two of us should try building something new too.
Y/N: Oh? Like What?
Alby: A nice big lock for your door Y/N.
Newt: .....
5th Try
Y/N: I'm thirsty.
Newt: Well good thing my body is 75% water.
Y/N: Yea well mine is too but that ain't enough.
6th try
Y/N: Heyyy! The creators sent up clothes!
Newt: Yep, managed to grab myself a new sweat shirt.
Y/N *touches what Newt's wearing* : Nice! What material is it?
Newt: Boyfriend Material
Frypan: Really? pretty sure it's nylon.
7th try
Y/N: I wish I could have some ice cream, I can barely remember that sweet sticky thing trickling down my throat.
Newt: Get down on your knees and I'll give you some sweet sticky thing down your throat
Y/N: What?
Newt: ..You know, there are these berries..which have a sweet juice..
(later on)
Y/N: Newt? Are you alright, you've been acting really strangely lately.
Newt: It's nothing, I think Thomas has finally got to my nerves.
Thomas: Hey why does everyone just put the blame on me?
Gally: Because when you're pinned as the source of trouble its completely believable.
