Rule #001: Laughing is not allowed.
Do:
1. Everything you want to do is allowed as long as you're not killing anyone.
Don't:
1. Laughing inside the school campus is prohibited. Any form of happy expression is not allowed (i.e. Smiling, grinning, smirking, laughing, horselaughing, cachinnating, chortling, and any kinds of smiles and laugh not mentioned in this context.)
Consequences:
Warning #1: Face the Supreme Student Council and detention.
Warning #2: Face the Guidance Counselor and the School Principal
Warning #3: Public Apology
Warning #4: Suspension for 1 week
Warning #5: Expulsion
"Not all laugh and smiles are contagious, so be careful what you smile for"
BINABASA MO ANG
Walang Tatawa (Upgrading)
HumorWelcome to MELANCHOLY UNIVERSITY where everything is legal except for one thing: LAUGHING IS NOT ALLOWED.
