50 Ways to Make Your Parents Think You're insane (if they don't already)
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Give yourself a swirly.
6. Run around with a lampshade on your head yelling, "The sun!!! It's dying!!!
7. Run into walls.
8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear. Or naked for that matter.
9. Have nervous breakdowns at spontaneous times.
10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
11. Pretend to worship the devil.
12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and yell, "Good morning Sunshine!"
13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
14. Run in circles.
15. Recite a whole movie 3 times.
16. Pretend to beat yourself up.
17. Pluck out someone's hair and yell, "DNA!!!"
18. Slither everywhere.
19. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard!!!"
20. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist...tell them you're making a fashion statement.
21. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.
22. Super glue your finger up your nose.
23. Talk to a pen.
24. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
25. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.
26. Try to climb up a wall.
27. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending you're a fly.
28. Take your ice cream cone and put it on your head...say you're a lovely unicorn.
29. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!!"
30. Make weird animal noises at night, and when they come to see what's wrong, pretend like you're asleep.
31. Do what they tell you to do.
32. Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Ooooh...I get it!!!"
33. Eat your hair.
34. Tell them whatever they're eating looks like a certain animal.
35. Eat anything obviously not edible. (try not to poison yourself.)
36. Jump off the roof, trying to fly. (try not to kill yourself.)
37. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.
38. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people...)
39. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"
40. Try to snorkel in your fish tank. (or even better, in a fish tank at a fancy retaurant.)
41. Ask them quietly, "Pardon me, but do you have any..." then yell, "SHOELACES!!!"
42. Chase an imaginary tail.
43. Demand your own area code.
44. After everything they say yell, "LIAR!!!"
45. Pretend to be 326 years old.
46. Hang upside-down in your closet.
47. Pretend to be a phone.
48. Try to swim on the floor.
49. Tap on their door all night.
50. Pretend to have multiple personalities.
YOU ARE READING
The BIG Book of RANDOM
RandomBasically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D
