wolfstar oneshots 💕 (Finished)

26. text massages

Sirius: heya remus watcha doin

Remus: you are supposed to be at work and so am i.

Sirius: wow you must be fun at parties

Remus: what do you want ? I know i remember the dinner tonight dont worry

Sirius: no not that i think im going to die moony

Remus: what did you do !

Sirius: no i turned into padfoot and i didnt know what i was thinking and i ate some of your chocolate

Remus: YOU DID WOT

sirius: yea i was padfoot . I know dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate or theyll die. You under stand now ?

Remus: YOU ATE MY CHOCOLATE

sirius: YOUR HUSBAND IS DYING YA STUPID AND YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR CHOCOLATE

remus: those chocolates are my LAST.

Sirius: unbelievable im dying and you care about chocolate. My heart is broken

Remus: you are not dying dimwit. You are human and not dog so youre safe. Im charging  for my chocolate

Sirius: well you will be charged tonight. ;)

Remus: i hate you

Sirius: aweee i dont hate you too

Remus: what have i done to deserve this man ?

Sirius: NOTHING and you should be grateful. Not everyone gets to marry the gift from the Gods.

Remus: what ever

Sirius: awee you do care

Remus: i will see you at dinner and when i do i will burn you at the stake

Sirius: -_- Now you are being evil

Remus: atleast im not your mum

Sirius: ....

Sirius: touché