25. pick up lines (dialogs)

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by renforeal

by renforeal

James and sirius are sitting down together in one couch and lily and remus sitting in another infront of them reading.

James: hey lily, do you have a last name ? Of course you do !its potter !

Lily: shut up james im tryna read

Sirius: well says the girl who willingly be prong's girl

Lily: remus tell your son to shut up

Remus: siri shut up or lily will judo flip you again

Sirius: well at least prongs got a go

James: lily lily heres another one, roses are red violets are blue snape is dead and i love you. What do you think

Lily: remus why are your friends so annoying.

Remus: welcome to my world lily. Atleast peter got away. He went back to his parents as soon as Mcgonaggal said the class is over

Lily: i am beginning to re think my life choices

James: hey !?! Youre not going back are you ? Youll be missing all the fun. Later at midnight gryffindor will play quidditch with the ravenclaws. The teachers wont know . Its kind of a hogwarts tradition.

Sirius: yeaa lily youll get to see james freeze his ass off on the broom while trying to act cool in his snitch boxers.

Lily: black those are the details i dont need to know

Sirius: its lupin now. Remus say my name

Remus: *sigh* sirius, sirius orion, sirius orion lupin. Happy now

Sirius: more happy than my mother will ever be

Sirius: hey prongs lets try that cool line we rehearsed together

James: yeasss this is the best chance

Sirius: remus WOULD YOU WHOMP MY WILLOW
James: lily WOULD YOU WHOMP MY WILLOW
(They said the line on the same time)

Lily: james dear incase you havent noticed... WE ARE STILL DATING YOU CRAZY STAG. YOU AND SIRIUS CRAZY MAN HOES.

Remus: SIRIUS you bloody idiot what is wrong with you ? Really padfoot's gone into you

James:HAHAHAHH hey siri now we are man does. What an upgrade ? Its better than bragging tosser.

Sirius: whats best is i got a new name its called you bloody idiot. I LOVE MY NEW NAME AYE

The night ending with remus and lily beating james and sirius with hardcovered books borrowed from the ravenclaws