In this chapter i want you to imagine remus as a closed up guy and that kind of guy to never be seen bare chested or wearing tank tops and such (unlike sirius and james and even peter) He is always seen with jackets or sweaters.
And lets just say every dorm has its personal bathroom.
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"Maybe you should get your head out of your arse its not a hat !!" James screamed at sirius
"Well maybe you should forget about that red head and her boyfriend !" Sirius fumed
"Your taste sucks anyway"
"Atleast i care about my best friends"
James and sirius had a row about... everything. Right from lily to james' food to sirius' hair to everything. It started with play fights until one of them hit a nerve and ticked.
Remus and peter tried hard to make them stop but its all useless as they are both stubborn and sometimes childish (scratch that they are childish all the time).
It started at breakfast. Remus and peter went down abit late than james and siriuz who woke up very early and started bickering.
"James what kind of food is that its all green" sirius remarked
"Maybe you can shut up and eat that pile of bacon"
"Your hair look especially ugly today"
"Hey atleast i didnt spend 15 minutes a day trying to make my hair shine like stars !"
"Its not my fault your hair looks like an over grown mop"
"Maybe you could shut up for once"
"Maybe you could change glasses and see that i have a point"
Remus tried stopping them "hey guys why are you fighting cmon dont be childish" but he was ignored by the two. "Maybe we should just be quiet maybe the argument will pass" peter said quietly
"Yea i guess youre right but this is the first time they had been really mad at each other for NO reason" remus said
"Thats what they like to do"
Th marauders spent a whole day bickering. Or james and sirius did. While peter and remus walked in front of them and tried hiding their heads under their books.
"You insufferable know it all"
"Atleast i do know something unlike your grass filled brain"
"Hey you crossed a line there"
"You crossed my line ages ago"
And they start arguing again. Remus and peter sat together at charms and was trying hard to focus.
"Remus if they dont stop shouting flitwick is gonna flittick" peter whispered
"I tried stopping them" remus shrugged
"Wait let me try" peter looked behind and said to james
"Hey james can you please be quiet flitwick will be mad" peter said hoping theyd stop
"Well i am not mad why not say that to pea brain over here" james said stubbornly
"Who ya calling pea brain. Toe rag !" Siriua returned.
And they start shouting again.
"I told you mickey mouse" remus said
"Oh shut up remus why are they fighting anyway ?" Peter said confused
"Well only merlin knows" remus replied
"I think merlin wouldve shrugged too" peter said
And the fight went on for ages. But remus and peter knew that the fight will pass. The great fight of potter-black happened once and it lasted 2 days and stopped when james said "snapes hair looks like shit"
"Yea thats like so true"
"Yea i agree with you"
"Bro why was i mad with you"
"I dont know bro" and they start crying and hugging each other and making daisy chains.
Remus can only sigh and pinch the bridge of his nose. While peter will watch and snack as if the whole fight is a movie. The day finally ended and they went back to the dorms. Peter was going to the kitchens for some quiet times (it does explain why the elves love him alot). Remus covered up in a bunch of sweaters and drinking coffee with shots of tequila while trying hard to study.
He glanced at the clock and saw it was almost mid night and they are still bickering. He sighed and went to the bathroom for a quick shower and brushing teeth. Remus loves midnight showers because he thinks that its helps him relax after he studies. In the
Bathroom he closed the door and started his night ritual. Even with the door closed and the shower on, he can still hear the boys screaming. Unbelievable. Remus thought.
"Shut up black you are so annoying"
"You are the one who started it"
"Maybe if you had brains youd stop"
Remus sighed and he panicked when he realized he forgot to bring his pajama top so with only pants, he was brushing his teeth while hearing them talk behind the door. Shouts after shouts remus cant take it anymore and dumped his tooth brush in the cup. And opened the door with a bang.
"CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US FUCKING SLEEP !?! I AM FUCKING TIRED TO HEAR YOU FUCKING ARGUE DAY AND FUCKING NIGHT PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP !!" Remus shrieked.
The boys eyes widened and they stared at each other then sirius looked at remus who was still fuming shirtless. Sirius' eyes looked remus from his face to remus' surprisingly built body. Not james kind of 6 pack and buff body but built. Remus raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms still looking at the two boys.
Sirius gave james 3 galleons. And he whispered "Thanks mate now shove off somewhere". "True right you are to the kitchens i go" james set off at once. Remus eyes widened and his mouth agape.
"So this was all an act ?!" Remus said.
"No its a bet on who gave the best come backs" sirius said still looking at remus' bare chest. Cuz dayum
" I hate you i kinda hope you dont walk on earth any-" He said surprised when sirius kissed him and growled in his ear saying.
"Oh you wont be able to walk for the next few weeks when im done with you"
Remus flushed and sirius pulled him inside the bathroom.
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