3. shopping

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Spring time, a hard ware store (kinda like ikea)

Remus was eating a hot dog when sirius came back from the ice cream machine.

"Ee moony dear how do you get ice cream from the shiny muggle box ? The lady with the striped uniform gave me this muggle coin"

Remus sighed and brought his clueless brofriend (cuz he blush evertime sirius called him a boyfriend).

"Now sirius all you need to do is put the coin in that slot and put your cone in the ring thing then press the button"

Sirius looked unsure but he did as he was told an caused a hysterical mess by pressing he button before he put his cone.

After the ice cream incident, remus pulled sirius to shop for home furniture. (Because moony's furry little arse keeps wrecking everything)
Sirius pushing a cart like nuts

" i love this muggle car thing its fun moony you should bring me here more often" said sirius as he sped of to the plants section. "SIRI STOP !!"

And sirius lost control of the cart and tripping instead. Remus just looking at sirius (who is on the floor grinning nervously)

"SIRIUS BLACK HOW DARE YOU RUN LIKE THAT ! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSED ! IF YOU DARE TO PUT YOUR TOE OUT OF LINE ONE MORE TIME I WOULD NEVER BRING YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE ANYMORE"
Remus exploded

"Hehehehehe now now remmy dear i was just trying to look at the plants hehehehhe" sirius laughed nervously
And remus just helping him up and pushing the cart to the curtains area

Then sirius went back to hid annoying state.

"Remus whats this muggle bag. Its see through and it looks like a bubble ! Remus i want this"

"Remmy whats that it loks like a lotus the lamp could be opened and closed like a little flower wow these muggles are crazy arthur would love them !"

"Remus whats this"
"Remus whats that"

Remus walking to the customer service and taking a map. Then dragging sirius to the kids play house

"Mam id like to put his child in the play house until i get back"

The woman just looking confused and said "im sorry sir but this.... child cant be put in here because of the age limit"

"Believe me mam he is just 12 years old"

"Well if you insist he could volunteer to take care this toddlers in here we need more help too."

"Sure he can do that" remus replied with a sly smile.

"Remmy please let me go with you i swear i wont do anything bad"

"Too late for that, now siri go in and help this nice lady and dont give her a hard time"

Sirius grunted and whispered in remus' ear. "Ill make your time in bed a hard time" and winked at remus before he went in.

Remus' face got bright red but went straight to shopping.

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That is just so cheesy, gosh im a horrible writer but thats all i could think off.... anyways thanks fer reading im gonna update randomly but ill try to publish every wednesday and friday. -Rena ♡

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