wolfstar oneshots 💕 (Finished)

11. singing Bruno mars

3 am at the potters' house.

" alright to the next program in the marauders meeting today id like to clap for Harry and ginnys wonderful happiness and stuff. And to sirius and remus who finally decide to adopt a child next tuesday." James said while drinking some fire whiskey

"And lets karaoke i got the mikes up" peter said while sirius finished like 2 rounds of shots.

"Yeaa im tipsy enough to sing my heads off. How about you remus ?"
Sirius asked remus.

"Im just gonna sit here with lily and watch you all fall back down drunk and wasted" remus and lily nodding while drinking so firewhiskey them selves.

"Well suit ya self" sirius kisses remus on the cheek and went with james and Peter.

"Right the first song issss Lazy song by the muggle guy call bruno mars" james announced while they grabbed their mikes.

TODAY I DONT FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING . I JUST WANNA LAY IN MAA BEDDDD .

They sanh like nuts. "Remind me remus why i married this nutso ?" Lily asked. "Me too lily me too" remus looked at them dismay

"Oh siri let me sing this part ehem ehem"

I will STRUT in my brithday suit and let EVERYTHING hang looseee

And peter and sirius singing the yeyeyeyeyeyeyeye yeaaaaa at the background.

Then finally the songs and with the boys dancing like the monkeys in the video.

"Right now to the next song is shake it off by a muggle girl called talilor swept" sirius said too drunk to read the name.

I STAY UP TOO LATEE GOT NOTHING IN MA BRAINN

"Wow peter really let himself go" lily remarked "yea that happened once in a pub while james was in prongs" remus looked at them with a unimpressed look.

I go on too many datesssss * sirius winks at remus* but i cant make them stay.. EXCEPT YOU REMMY.

"O sweet mother of chocolate hes drunk alright" remus buried his face in a pillow. And lily just laughing at her friend's behaviour.

"COME ON MOONY I KNOW YOU LIKE THIS PART" james called out.

"Fine give me a mike" remus stood up and prepared himself

My ex-man brought his new girlfriend
She's like "Oh, my god!" but I'm just gonna shake.
And to the fella over there with the hella good hair
Won't you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake

YEAAHH AWOOHHHH

Remus sang while throwing his hands in the air and jumping around with the rest of the marauders. Laughing like crazy. Then sirius dipping remus and kissed him straight on the lips.

And the marauders going crazy and high fiving sirius. And being an all out jock.

And lily just grabbing a polaroid and snapping away.

Picture #1: tipsy flustered remus lupin singing his head off

Picture #2: a black dog just jumping around a rat

Picture #3: peter going shirtless amd shaking his belly

Picture #4: james being prongs and strutting around the house

Picture #5: me and the tipsy boys

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So umm this is a irony.

So me parents are homophobes and i find it hilarious is that if one day my parents read or saw the wolfstar fics and art i do. They would probably bring me to an asylum and bring like  an army of priests for exorcism.

-Rena ;))