Kanan and Ezra One Shots

Don't Lose A Bet

Ezra's pov

Here's some advice. Don't make a bet with someone (aka Kanan) and lose. But more importantly, only bet credits. Because if you don't, well......you would have to do whatever that someone says.

"Do I really have to do this?" I ask him.

"Hey, I beat you in holochess, so now you have to do whatever I say." Kanan says.

I sigh. "What exactly do I have to do?"

"For a week, you have to act like a certain thing I tell you to act like." He says.

I look at him confused. "Can you explain a little more?"

"Let's say for example, I go up to you at any time and say, you're a chicken. Act like a chicken." He says.

"What.....why?" I ask.

"Because it will be funny." He says with a smile.

"Ok fine. When do we start?" I ask.

"Now. You're a nerd who can't speak right." He says.

"But how do I-"

"GO!!!!" He shouts.

I jump in fear and quickly grab a book and glasses. Wait who wears glasses here?!?!?!?

I put it on anyways and pretend like I'm reading.

"So what do I do now?" I ask.

"You're suppose to not sound right." He says.

"Oh." I mumble.

"So uh whatcha reading there?" He asks me.

I give him a weird look. "What are you-"

"Just play along." He says. I sigh annoyed. "What are you reading?"

"Davarquant....." I mumble.

Kanan laughs. "What did you say?"

"Davarquant." I say. This is so weird....

"Come on act better than that." He says.

"Well I don't even know how-"

"You're not acting the character!!!" Kanan shouts.

I sigh frustrated. "Wev e dannot senom gow dow tom eact."

"Better." He says.

That's when Sabine walks in. "Hey have you guys seen my glasses?"

My eyes widen. When has she ever wore glasses?

She then sees me wearing them. "Ezra can you take off my glasses?"

"Uhhh...." I say. I look at Kanan who wanted me to continue acting my part. "Bo goo wearve gleeses?"

"What?" Sabine says confused.

"Bo goo wearve ge gleeses? Aye lock goud." I say.

"You know what.....I'll get them later." She says while leaving creeped out.

Kanan was holding in her laughter. "Ok you could stop now."

I rub my forehead. "Really Kanan?"

"If you thought this one was bad, you have a whole week left." He says with a smirk.

I sigh. This is just great......

Time Skip

The week is almost over and I have been tortured more than ever.

Kanan made me act like monkey who was looking for bananas, an imperial who had no pants on, and a girl.

Yeah that one was not fun.....

Today, I'm eating some waffles in the kitchen. It was peaceful.....till Kanan walked in.

"You're a kid from a made up planet who doesn't recognize anything from Lothal, go." He says.

I immediately act the character. "What the.......where am I?"

I stand up and look around. I touch my waffles in confusion.

"What are these?" I ask.

"Those are waffles." Kanan says.

"Weffels?" I say.

He laughs. "No waffles."

"Ohh weffels.....what do you do with them?" I ask.

"You eat them."

"Throw them?"

"No eat them." Kanan says laughing really hard.

"Throw them....ok" I say and throw one to the door.

But what I didn't know was that Zeb walked in while I threw the waffle. It hit him right in the face causing him to yelp in surprise.

"Who threw that?" He asks angrily.

Great, this is going to be more embarrassing than I thought.

"Who is that?" I ask pointing at Zeb. "Is he one of those potato pickers?"

"What? You know who I am kid." He says confused.

"I left my potatoes back on my planet but you could take care of these weffles." I say.

"They're waffles." Kanan says trying to stop laughing.

"Weffles......what are you wearing?" I ask looking at his clothes. "At my planet, we wear sacks."

"Why do you wear sacks?" Kanan asks.

"Well to keep our potatoes!!!!" I shout.

"Then why aren't you wearing a sack?" He asks me.

I look down at my clothes and my eyes widen.

"My sack!!!! I'm naked!!!" I shout covering myself.

Kanan was laughing while Zeb was looking at me confused.

"What is going on?" Zeb asks.

"I don't know fellow alien, but I was happily making potato soup in.......Potato land.....and now I'm here with you aliens." I say.

"We are humans. You are a human too." Kanan says.

"Hemens?"

"Humans."

"Kid.....I honestly don't get you." Zeb says and walks out of the room.

"You could stop now." Kanan says.

I sigh. "Please tell me that was the last one."

"Yes Ezra that's the last one." He says. "This one was funny."

"I'm not sure if Zeb thought that." I say.

"It was still funny."

I sigh. Now I know to never make bets with Kanan.

"What was the point of all of this?" I ask him.

"Well you did lose the bet and I thought it might help your acting skills for a mission." He says

That makes sense. "Are you saying I don't act good?"

"It could use a little work." Kanan says with a smirk.

He did not just go there.......

I then throw the rest of the waffles at him.

"Hey!!!" Kanan shouts. "I said you could stop acting that one."

"I know." I say grinning at him.

He sighs angrily and picks up the waffles that are now on the floor.

"Soooo.......wanna play holochess?"