I say Undyne and her demon-summoning powers win this
Everyone: (STILL SCREAMING)
Me: CALM THE FUCK DOWNNNN!!!
* Everyone calms down eventually.
Undyne wins
*hands pie*
*runs off to flip chairs*
Undyne: NGAH, VICTORY!! >:D
"Move, dammit."
Me too Chara
Chara: uwu✨
dON'T FORGET THE CHAIRS
*flips a chair*
*also nyooms off towards paps*
Undyne: (starts flipping chairs) (Spear of Justice intensifies) NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Flowey: (gets hit by one) OH DEAR GOD WHY
Papyrus: (notices) Oh, hello human! Anything new today?
Oh nu!
Just be patient Grillby! The time will come, I'm sure! ^^
Grillby: Thanks. I'll stay positive ^^
Nooooo, not dolphins! *checks to see if they are hurt* Wait, what if I'm mistaken... *blushes* Damn. Oh, and good luck Grillby. Seems as though you're doing good so far. You got this. After all, no one' hotter than you, how could he resist? Plus, puns are like his summoning, so you know, that might help. Okay bye!
Grillby: Thank you for the advice! Also, nice fire pun.
Me: Fun Fact: I'm typing this on my iPad, and I nearly typed "No" as "Moo".
Dolphin with Human Legs: thanks fam (disappears)
Flowey: I don't like that dolphin.
I'm sorry, Sans, I'll leave you alone... (Ryan walks away, tears in his eyes)
Sans: Aw god, did I hurt his feelings? Dammit I feel like shit now...
Papyrus: Human, it's alright! Don't feel bad! By the way, where's Undyne?
Just ask-er she'll tell you XD
Papyrus: DAMMIT!!
Sans: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Papyrus: DON'T YOU START, SANS!!
Sans: hehehe I make no promises
Asgore: (chuckles a bit)
Toriel: Sans, stop tormenting your brother with your puns. He's going to—
Papyrus: Why do I get the awful feeling that she's about to—
Toriel: —have a BONE to pick with you!
Papyrus: LADY ASGORE, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
Sans: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, THAT'S THE SPIRIT, TORI!!!
Asgore: Toriel why (laughs)
Me: Aw cmon, those puns are real—
Papyrus: KITTY NOT YOU TOO
Chara: —RIB TICKLERS!!
Papyrus: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
Sans: Ahaha, that's it, kid!
Me: YOU STOLE MY THUNDER!!!
Chara: No regrets 😎
Yas! Go fire! *wearing a "TeamFire" shirt* YOU GOT THIS!
Grillby: Heh, thanks! There are too many people around right now, so I'll have to tell him another time. Soon. That's alright, though! Patience is a virtue.
Chara, I don't think you mean all of those "Fuck you"s.
*heelies away*
Chara: eh. (shrugs) Kinda, kinda not.
eY WHAT FLOWEY IS PART TEMMIE AHHH
Flowey: I am currently facedown on a carpet after getting hit in the face with a flying dining chair, but no, I am not part Temmie. UNDYNE I'M GONNA FUCKIN' MURDER YOU
Undyne: A WORTHY CHALLENGER!! FIGHT ME!!
* It's a tie. Mostly because Alphys breaks it up when Flowey tries to take Undyne's soul. Bad flower.
No, Chara, tell them to "move, dammit" because they are doing sans a discomfort
Chara: Mental note taken.
Good Paps
Very good fish
Undyne: (flipping all the furniture)
Papyrus: UNDYNE STAHP
Undyne: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Papyrus: UNDYNE WE HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS HORSESHIT
Undyne: NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Papyrus: JESUS FUCK, UNDYNE
Wait—you can see me?!
Flowey: Duh. I literally see you hiding behind a tree. And how would we hug the Askers if we couldn't see them?
hSHHHH
NO YOU CAN'T
SHHHHH
*heELIES AWAY*
Flowey: (points in @PumaKittyCat's general direction) Believe me now?
Asgore: Leave more asks and dares for us! ^^
Me: I don't mind spam, so leave as many as you want! :3
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Разное**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
