AAAAAAAAA THIS TOOK WAY TOO LONG TO MAKE I'M SORRYYYYYYY
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR 6K BUT I GOT TO 7K BEFORE I COULD PUBLISH IT
BUT ANYWAY THANKS A BILLION FOR BOTH
LOVE Y'ALL 💙💙💙
SO HAVE SOME MEMES 👌👌👌
Beginnings
Frisky Bitz: Hi, I'm a smol nonbinary child stuck under a rock with a family of monsters because I never learned to tie my fucking shoelaces.
Frozen water (Me): im shy bi and ready to die, i also this book but i procrastinate writing it
DOM: Hi, I'm a lazyass who likes puns.
Papaya: Hi, I'm a secretly edgy cinnamon roll who was apparently never taught how the birds and the bees work and is still salty against a TV star for trying to murder my friend.
Chocolate: Hi, I'm edgy but cute.
Satan: The name says it all.
Weebdino: What he said.
Gay Sushi: HI I'M A FISH WHO LIKES FIGHTING AND BURNING THINGS DOWN
Fluffyboy: Hi I'm underrated and 75% of the fandom hates me for some reason
Goat Mama: stop hating my husband wtf. Also I don't like swearing and I'm everyone's mom.
Fluffyboy the Sequel: hi im dead and not even here yet
Little Miss Muffet: hi im creepy
Candle: im awkwardly gay for a skeleton
Frisky Bitz: Ask us questions about our lives and stuff, because that's not weird and creepy at all!
Questions
Frozen water: yo theres actually a person who reads this, cool cool
DOM: im totally gay for a candle but I'm going to pretend like I'm not
Papaya: I'm 15 apparently because Author needs to make her ships work
Chocolate: even though I'm edgy and probably independant, whoops the tall skeleton is cute
Secret Talents
Papaya: I play the guitar for some reason!
Hugz!
Frozen water: Hugs for an asker and people who think the cinnamon roll is harmless, which should have been a hint from the very beginning that there's something way spoopier hiding in his head.
No Cheating
Naked Green Thing: KISS!!!!!
Dom & Candle: ok (chu)
Naked Green Thing: (dies of fanturtleness)
Frozen water: same
Tsunderes Grillby
DOM: (comicsans.exe has stopped working)
WeebDino: fix?
DOM: skele machine fix
Papaya: yay
Candle: Baka!
Frozen water: Osana is that you?
YOU ARE READING
Ask or Dare Undertale
عشوائي**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
