pAPS STOP CURSING PLEASE
Papyrus: Hm, nah.
nO PAPS PLZZZZ
Papyrus: 😎✨
Goddammit Sans.
But... PAPYRUS, NO!
Sans: What did I do? ;w;
Papyrus: Papyrus yes.
Chara, same.
And Papy, don't threaten to slap the shit out of people! Bad adorable tall bean!
And don't worry, Sans, you're still a good brother ^^
Sans: My fifteen-year-old little brother started cursing and knows what flipping the bird means. What the fu—
Papyrus: I'm adorable? :D
*laughing*
gg man
thanks
Flowey: Anytime, pal.
*coughs in a way that sounds suspiciously like laughing*
Chara: I have my eye on you.
The fish has the right to fuck up whatever she wants to... especially dinos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Alphys: (faints)
Undyne: >w>
...
ohmygod something bad happened to Paps
Papyrus: The Great Papyrus is completely fine!!
Chara: Teen years.
Papyrus: (narrows eyes) bitch say that again
Chara: no thanks •-•;
Sans: Paps pls you are doing me a frighten ._.
Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH!! REVENGE, SANS!!
Sans: DAMN IT
Toriel: Who's cursing in here?!
Papyrus: Uhhhhhh, Chara did it! (jumps out the window)
Sans: (teleports away)
Chara: BITCH DID YOU JUST—oops...
Toriel: My child, stop this.
Chara: i jUsT GoT frAMeD bY a sKeLeToN???
Uhhh, Paps..... SOMEONE, CALL THE POLICE, THIS ISN'T OKAY!!!!
Papyrus: WHY IS EVERYBODY SO CONCERNED?! Chara is younger than me and she curses!
Doggo: W-well, you're more of a cinnamon roll than she is, s-so they're worried that you're cursing. Pet me pls
Papyrus: (pets Doggo) I don't get it! Cursing is normal around here! To everyone except Queen Toriel, that is.
Sans: (dialling)
Chara: No need, I have my taser.
Frisk: WHERE DID YOU GET A TASER?!?! YOU ARE A CHILD!!!
Chara: Don't ask questions, Frisky Bitz.
Yay! Good candle man! >w<
*gives a thumbs-up, now wearing a TeamFire shirt*
Grillby: (smiles and gives a thumbs-up)
(Ryan is suddenly fused with Sans)
Ryan: Hi, I'm Ryan the Zombie.
Sans: (is a ghost like Chara was) GOD DAMMIT WHY DO THINGS LIKE THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME
Toriel: Um, Sans? Are you okay, my friend?
Sans: Tori, I got fused with an asker against all means of logic and I'm very confused as for what to do. Help.
Toriel: O-oh my...
Eh, I live in North California!!
Papyrus: Really? I haven't been there. Is it nice?
Who would y'all sacrifice if you had to sacrifice someone?
Chara: Comedian.
Flowey: Trashbag.
Temmie: hOi
Sans: Petal-face.
Doggo: Temmie, she annoys me.
Papyrus: ...erm...s-skip question...?
Frisk: Uhhhh... Mettaton? He tried to kill me just for fame...
Mettaton: Chara.
Grillby: Hmm... Mettaton. He's a bit irritating.
Toriel: O-oh goodness, my child... if I had to... perhaps... Undyne...? I don't know much about her...
Asgore: Why do you make me do this... um... Doggo, since I don't know him very well...?
Alphys: P-Probably Flowey... he's a bit of a jerk sometimes...
Undyne: Hm... Flowey.
Flowey: Well fuck you too then!
Me: Uh... Mettaton. Sorry buddy.
Mettaton: I understand, darling. After all, we have to make a decision.
*puts a lego on the ground* *points at it* You are all trying complicated stuff, but this lego is the most intense torture device in the world. The moment you step on it, your life will flash before your eyes...
Chara: (is walking by, steps on Lego) O__O
* A few moments of silence...
Chara: (drops on the ground) (UNHOLY DEMON SCREECHING) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: OKAY THAT WRAPS UP THIS CHAPTER, LEAVE MORE COMMENTS WHILE WE TRY TO MAKE SURE CHARA DOESN'T DIE
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Sonstiges**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
