Me: holy shit... 1,000 reads... (squeals) I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS SO MUCH HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK HOLY SHITFUCK
Papyrus: It means a lot!! 💙💙💙
Grillby: Thank you all! ❤️
Asgore: (holding Toriel's hand) We appreciate it, we really do!
Me: Heh, short and sweet announcement, as always... anyway, enjoy the chapter! Once again, I love you all!!
OH NO CHARA I'M SOWWY!!
Chara: It's alright... (looks down silently)
Awwww, nuuuuu! Q-Q Poor Chara :(
CHARA!!!!!
Chara... please, don't say that. Papyrus loves you a lot. And you are worth so much, so please don't be upset. Of course he needs you. He cares about you, so he needs you. You may not believe me, but I wouldn't lie to you. I'm an asker without a face, what gain would I have in telling you lies? So believe me when I say that he cares for you more than you know. :)
Chara: ...
* Chara gets up from her hiding place and hugs the asker tightly. She's crying a little bit.
Chara: Thank you... so much... for that... I feel a bit better now...
* As Chara hugs you, you notice she's bleeding...
Chara: I s-scraped my arm when I was running away... d-don't mind it...
* It does look like a scrape, but you can't shake your suspicions...
Chara: H-have you seen Papyrus...?
Danny.exe has stopped working due to Sansby hotness and Asgore cuteness
*ERROR-- asKer CrasheD fRom tOo mUch cUtEnEss--*
Grillby: fuck
Sans: (dumps water on the askers' heads)
Asgore: (smiles) Hopefully they're alright...
(secretly videotapes Papy) So adorabls X3
Sans: (pets his head)
Papyrus: (purring noise, picks Sans up and hugs him) ^w^
Sans: Woah, hehe! Love you too, Paps ^^
eh, true
Asriel: ùwú✨
He probably sleeps in secret hiding places around the house that no one knows about...
What?
You said skeles were like kitties
Papyrus: (LE GASP) How did you know?! :0
Sans: I've fallen asleep in a box before.
AT!Sans: I fell asleep on the banister once. I fell off and broke my arm... totally worth it.
AT!Pap: I chased a weird light. And before you ask, no, I didn't end up getting abducted by aliens.
SEE! I told you! It's completely normal! Thank you Gerson, you are the best turtle. *Bows to gerson*
Gerson: Haha, nah! You're the best turtle around here!
Me: You're both the best! (hugs Turtle and Gerson)
Frisk: (waddles over in a turtle costume and joins the group hug)
Sans.... why... just why?
Grillby, take that thing away from him before he starts vlogging about the difference in fidget spinners.
Also! WOO, GO FRISK! That's more than I can do without losing my lunch
Frisk: (in the bathroom throwing up)
Me: ripperoni pepperoni
Sans: Who the fuck does that?
Chara: You have no idea, comedian...
AW!!!!
Okay, now we needa get AT Tori and Papy together (if my memory serves me right and they were the other two who liked each other)
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Altele**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
