Ask or Dare Undertale

Tsundere Papy

Me: Wait, didn't we have a chapter named "Tsundere Grillby", back when Candle Man was too shy to tell Sans he liked him?
Frisk: We have come full circle.

Question for everyone. Since SOULs are literally the things that let you exist, what does it feel like when someone pokes your SOUL?

Undyne: I'll take this one. Well, it depends on the monster. Some monsters have a full-body flinch, some don't mind, others get a jolt of pain, and others feel like they're being violated and shove people into a wall and break one of their bones by accident. There's a million different reactions.
Papyrus: (walks over) What are you talking about, Undyne? :3
Undyne: Perfect example time! (draws forth Papyrus' soul)
Papyrus: Eh? (looks confused)
Undyne: (pokes his soul) Boop.
Papyrus: (shudders and pushes her back a little bit, but not enough to hurt her) Baka!
Undyne: (snickers) Here, we have a very tsundere example.
Papyrus: I am not a tsundere!!
Undyne: Jeez, you take after your dad. (higs him tightly) But we all love ya!
Papyrus: (laughs, embarrassed) Undyne! Not in front of the camera! And I can't breathe!
Undyne: (hugs tighter) This better?! (laughs)
Papyrus: Undyne, you know that's not how it works!! (laughs harder)

Hey Muffet, how are you?

Muffet: I'm doing well, dearie! Thank you! What about yourself?~

Ask: Is there anyone with a white human soul?
Dare: *le poof* Frisk is 23 for 10 chapters, how will sans react??
BonBon: *whispers in the background* I ship iiiiiiiiiiiiit!
G: *screaming with happiness... literally*

Adult!Frisk: (still can't tell their gender, but their hair has grown out) Wow, I'm tall! :D Wait, does this mean by dating Azzy I'm committing pedophilia? :<
Asriel: ;w;
Sans: Asker, I'm literally gay for a candle =w= But hey, lookin' good Frisk.
Adult!Frisk: Oh, thanks! ^^
Chara: You can dare them to kiss, you know. You can dare anybody to kiss.
Adult!Frisk: Chara, fuck you. Also, I don't think there's ever been a human with a white soul. But who knows, it might happen!
Chara: G, whoever you are, calm down—

...*hugs Asriel close*
*pets his ears*
Shush bunny-goat. No questions. I need this right now.

Asriel: ;w; ?????

WhY cAn FrIsK hEaR tHe DoG wHiStLe??????????

Me: Plotline logic. Embrace it or destroy it.
Sans: Plus I think we need a new one. The whistle broke a fucking window last time.

Please don't freak out Sans-
But I think it is your brother--
BUT WAIT, NO, DON'T PANIC OR FLIP OR DO ANYTHING THAT HAS A NEGATIVE AURA! I'M SURE HE HAS A GOOD REASON! He's still Papyrus, even if he has secrets it doesn't make him a bad person. No one's a bad person, we're all just people who sometimes do questionable things. So... don't freak out... just talk to him

Sans: (unconscious facedown on the floor)
Chara: Halfway through the word "brother", he passed out. REI, GET THE ICE WATER!!!
Asriel: ALREADY ON IT! (dumps ice water on Sans' head)
Sans: (gets up) FLAVLHCCSKEGOAVSJ
Adult!Frisk: I think it worked owo
Sans: There's no way it's him. I mean, I found a notebook with this Ross person's signature, but it can't be him! ...can it...?
Chara: Sorry pal. I think it is...

HEY, Ross. Keep your potty mouth to a min. I think you have a certain relative that wouldn't want you to be swearing as much as you do. ;P

Dr. Ross: (raises eyebrows with a confident smirk) Please. My only living relatives don't know this side of me. And they already know that I swear. And about that white soul ask. A human with a white soul is yet to be born... key word, "yet"~

(A/N: pls leave more comments, i don't like short chapters ;-;)