Ask or Dare Undertale

D O M I C

I have the power to...
MAKE SWAPFELL BE IN THE BOOK FOR 14 CHAPTERS
btw i'm turning 14 tomorrow

Me: Since he wrote this comment yesterday, happy birthday, Danny! :D
* Kitty snaps her fingers, and the Swapfell skelebros, along with SF!Chara and SF!Temmie, drop from the ceiling.
* SF!Chara lands on her face, SF!Tem helps her up, SF!Sans lands on his feet and SF!Pap does too, but he topples backward and hits his head.
SF!Sans: Puh. Clumsy fuck.
SF!Chara: Saaans, we talked about being rude to your brother!
SF!Tem: STAHP BEIN' A DICK
Asriel: ... (just stares)
Papyrus: Oh! Another me, Sans, Temmie and Chara! Hi! :3
SF!Pap: ō.ō
Sans: Well would you look at that. Another me. You remind me of Blueberry... Imma call you Redberry.
Red: -_-

Hey Dom :3

Sans: Kitty you did this (blush)
Me: I will never be sorry

Okay, 2 things: one, I'm pretty sure 'queening' isnt a word.
Two, Paps, have you seen your cooking? I've seen more edible things crawl out of a sewer.

Papyrus: One, it is now! Besides, I needed to make it rhyme to keep the flow. Two, I've improved a lot lately at my cooking! Oh, uh, Lady Toriel, sorry if I hurt your feelings...
Toriel: It's alright, my child! I was very impressed, actually! ^^

I dare everyone to read sans or kitty's diary!!!! ÒwÓ

Papyrus: Why not both? òwó (holds up a purple-and-black polka-dotted one [Kitty's] and a blue jean-pattern one [Sans'])
Sans & Me: (BLUSH) NO!
Gaster: (holds them both in place with blue magic)
Sans: DAD WHY
Red: Let me see! (props himself up on Papyrus' shoulder so he can read it too)

Papyrus: (reads through Kitty's first) hehehehe
Frisk: (reads over his shoulder) A lot of doodles. You sure this ain't a sketchbook? Hey, why's there a picture of a skeleton cat in here?
Chara: (realizes that the skelecat is a Pap-Snow fusion like in a Timelapse meme) (shipper giggling) omg
Me: Don't you fucking judge me, Chara.
Chara: SAY MY NAME RIGHT (throws a pencil case at her)
Me: (dodges) WOAH
Papyrus: Just doodles, nothing written. Nice drawings though! ^^
Me: Thank you~ uwu
Papyrus: Wait, where's Sans' go?
Sans: (hid it with his magic) (whistles)
Papyrus: Goddammit.

Paps can you be president everywhere? We could really do with a new prime minister at the moment.
Also sans lol.

Papyrus: YAY!!!
Sans: (having Vietnam flashbacks of King Papyrus timelines) Heh, I'll vote for ya, bro.
Papyrus: THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I don't think no homo works when your a lesbian

Undyne: (laughs) You know what I mean!

Who knew that Papyrus could diss someone so well XD

Papyrus: I can do a lot of things. Just some secret talents of mine ùwú✨
* You are filled with suspicion.

YOUUUU LIAAAR! ON BOTH POINTS! DAFUQ DO YOU MEAN ALPHYS DOESNT WRITE X READERS?! COME ON! ITS ALPHYS!

Sans: Good point. She probably has a USB stick full of 'em that none of us know about.

*gives Sans a permanent sixth sense for danger, like Spider-Sense, but for him and others* That way you'll know when Bitch 6's plan happens!

I dunno, they just keep stalking you—

Sans: Good to know. And thanks for the danger sense upgrade, heh.

Out of all the things he said "Undyne Georgia" was the best

Sans: Heh. It's her middle name, and she hates it to death.
Undyne: WHY COULDN'T I HAVE A BADASS MIDDLE NAME AND NOT A GIRLY ONE

I dare Dom to eat as many hotdogs as he can in under a minute? (no slacking off for this one Dom)

Sans: STAHP CALLING ME DOM -\\\\\\\\-
Papyrus: (snickers) Just do the dare, you big baby.
Sans: Alrighty then!
* 60 seconds and 22 hot dogs later, Sans is in the bathroom throwing up.
Papyrus: (patting his back) It's alright, brother, you'll be okay. No more "under a minute" dares involving eating for you for a while...
SF!Sans: Poor Classic. He looks like my brother when he drinks too much in one night.
SF!Pap: That was one time!
SF!Tem: Papyrus, you lanky trashbag, you were in the bathroom throwing up for half an hour straight last week.
SF!Pap: At least I won the shots contest. You gotta gimme that.
SF!Chara: (sighs) True. You did win.

Why are Mystery Killer(2) and Edgy Knives(6) so silent?
Hmmmmmmmm

????? 2: (hiding behind a tree) Oh, we're just spectating. Don't want to give ourselves away, after all~
????? 6: (snickers) Edgy Knives. I could live with that name.
????? 2: Oh shut up, A—(static cuts off the rest of ????? 6's name)

-my theorist side- ... *f*cking explodes*

Me: ;333333333

OKAY AS I WAS SAYING: PAPYRUS DO NOT GET INVOLVED. GIVE THOSE BLUEPRINTS BACK TO YOUR BROTHER AND TAKE 1 OF THOSE SMOOTHIE THINGS FRISK GIVES YOU!

* He appears to be looking for something in a box, not having been listening to the asker.
Papyrus: (turns his head) I heard my name. Did you need something from me, human? (cheerful smile)
Frisk: I'll get Alphys and make more of those slushie thingies. Dr. Gaster's asleep at his desk again. (runs off) ALPHYS!!!
Vegas: (pops down from a trapdoor in the ceiling) Leave more comments! :3