pAPFANS NEED PuRGING
CHARAAAAA
SANSSSS
PuRGE THEM
Chara: (needs to vent) HAPPILY! (stabby stabby)
Sans: get the fuck away from my little bro, you fucking sinners. (Gaster Blaster intensifies)
PapFans: (ded)
Papyrus: Thanks!! :D
(kills Papy Fan #7) my senpai
Papyrus: (holds asker back) Er, Asker, maybe don't go around killing people... by the way, what's a "senpai"?
~To the AT characters, say your crushes >:3
AT!Tori: Papy... ^\\\\\\\\\\^
AT!Pap: Tori, of course ❤️
AT!Sans: If you can't tell mine, I don't know what to tell you... >\\\\\\\\\\>
AT!Asgore: Sans is pretty cool... ^-^
AT!Gaster: Don't have one :3
Nightshade: Me neither.
AT!Azzy: I don't have one either.
(not sugar high anymore) What happened?
Frisk: Chara ran away and you murdered someone for Papyrus.
Papyrus: Seriously though, what's a senpai?
~I've never seen Papyrus asleep. Does he even sleep, Sans???
Sans: I've barely seen him asleep since he was a little kid. He always seems to be awake. Heh, weird. I'm sure he sleeps.
~PAPYRUS GO COMFORT THE MURDER CHILD FOR F#CK'S SAKE
Papyrus: Chara?
Chara: (hiding in a corner) ...
Papyrus: Chara, come on, I want to talk...!
Chara: (ignores him)
Papyrus: ...I can't force you to talk to me, or to come out. Come find me when you're ready, okay? (leaves sadly)
Chara: ...
AWWWW, CHARA NO!!! Q-Q
Chara: He probably likes somebody else, he doesn't need me...
* Meanwhile, over with Papyrus...
Papyrus: (shyly writing a love letter for Chara) ...❤️...
~Who would win in a dance battle between Papyrus and Undyne?
Sans: It would probably be a tie, actually. They both have killer dance moves.
Sans & Grillby, Netflix and chill ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Grillby: (dies a little bit inside) um... o\\\\\\\o
Sans: I've got popcorn! :3
Grillby: (sits down next to him)
* They watch a movie, and Sans falls asleep halfway through it.
Grillby: (smiles and kisses Sans' forehead) Sleep tight.
Undyne: (leans in the door) They just got together, Asker. I think Grillby would have a heart attack if Sans even made a dirty joke >w<
(shoves Smokey from Neko Atsume into Papyrus' arms) This is yours now for 10 chapters, take good care of it!
Papyrus: I won't let you down, Asker! :D
Smokey: I smell food, and I want food now!
Papyrus: (puts smol chef hat on Smokey) Let's make some spaghetti! :D
Smokey: I LOVE SPAGHETTI!!!
Papyrus: I LOVE THIS CAT ALREADY
* Smokey stirs the pot of noodles with a wooden spoon in her mouth.
Smokey: These are gonna be the best goddamn noodles you've ever tasted, skeleton!
Sans: Never have I ever seen a scene like this. Holy fuck.
* Papyrus throws a reasonable amount of sauce into the pot with the noodles.
Smokey: Spices incoming!
* Smokey walks along the top shelf, knocking several spices into the pot.
Papyrus: That's the spirit!! Nyeh heh heh! >:D
Sans: They're either gonna poison someone or burn down the entire fucking kitchen. (watches and eats popcorn, has fire extinguisher next to him on standby)
Grillby: (eyeing the fire extinguisher uncomfortably)
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