Me: I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG SCHOOL SUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FRENCH CANDLE MAN RETURNS
LUMIERE!!! GRILLBY, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE!
Grillby: I have to admit, I love that costume!
*hugs even tighter* :333
*joins the hug, crushing papyrus even more*
Papyrus: (smiles awkwardly and hugs back, since askers are stronger than they think) can't breathe...
Coffee Edgelord, is that youuuu?
Papyrus: (breaks the universal barrier of logic just to throw a brick at Mr. H) BITCH
BonBon: I IS WATCHIN' YA'LL *points at Ginger, Ambrosia, and Winter* =_=G: BUT FIRST!! *throws candy at them* HAPPY SPOOKAYWEEN!!!!!
BonBon: #Pat&Jen xDD SPOOKAYYYY!!!!!!!!!
I still don't trust them. Just cuz they're being nice now, doesn't earn my trust. *gives them the "I'm watching you" gesture*
Me: SPOOKAY!!!! :D
Winter, Ambrosia & Ginger: (smile a bit, eating the candy)
Ambrosia: Thanks, stranger.
Winter: And you don't have to trust us. We won't do anything to make you.
BonBon:*looks at Asriel* ... I don't understand at this point, is this me or what? *points at Azzy*
U-uhm.. Azz? You okay? *picks Asriel up*
Asriel: I'm not okay, that was humiliating ;w;
If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on... how many pancakes does it take to the moon?
Answer:
Purple
Cuz playground eggs wear torn scarf hats!
Frisk: (so confused they literally have to sit down and think about it for a solid ten minutes)
SANS IS A GREAT BROTHER PAPS!!! YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE A BRO THAT CARES ABOUT YOU!!! ALSO SANS, BECAUSE YOU WERE A NICE BROTHER, YOU GET THREE KETCHUP BOTTLES!!! *whispers to paps* want more Red Bull?
Sans: (catches the ketchup) Thanks kid! And really, it's no problem. He's my little bro, of course I care about him.
Papyrus: (smiles at him, then turns to the asker) That would be useful, yes. Thank you.
PAPY NO
Papyrus: Papy yes. 6 will get her punishment.
*ptsd flashbacks*
Napstablook: (gets shoved in the room by the author) (hugs the asker) It's okay...
AHHHHHHHH!!!!! MR. H!!!!!! YESSSSS!!!! IMMA DRAW THIS NOW—
Vegas & Me: :DDDDDDDD
Then good luck killing them once they have LV.
Sans: Me an' Paps will keep a good eye on them so they don't hurt anyone. Trust us, we've got this, kid. (smiles a bit)
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Random**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
