Kid Memories

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TYSM for 8k!! I couldn't fit a special chapter, but it really means a lot!! I love you all!!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙

Is it bad that my mind immediately thought of a one night stand joke?Everyone: Yes.

Undyne: What in the fuck?? (confused laugh)

Welcome to today's episode of random anecdotes with bloo!I was in class and a kid put his hand up and got the question wrong. The teacher asked us if the answer was right and some kid from the back of the class shouted out "OF COURSE NOT HE'S GINGER!" It was that day I realised just how stupid my sense of humour was.

Undyne: (snrk) Seriously?! >w<

I get that Sans told you in the first place but.. you kinda did get a little harsh there Undyne.

Undyne... look... I love you and all, you've always been my favorite character and a role model to me but... don't try to blame others for your actions. Yes, Sans did start the snowball rolling, but you did choose to continue its tumble. Also, I believe that in all reality... you are all just scared. Sans was scared, Papyrus is scared, you're upset, and all these emotions never result in good actions and results.
I'm sure everything will be fine and sorry for turning into a parent there with my moral talk.
You're still awesome and an idol, everything will turn out okaY in the end

Undyne: ...I hope so...

This fucking comment is a bit fucking over the fucking top would you fucking say?

Dramatic much?

AND THAT KIDS IS WHY ME, THE FIRE VOMITING DRAGON NEED THERAPY

Undyne: No... I deserved it...

Hissssssssss *edgy dragon noise* stop blaming people when you could be telling papyrus sorry

Undyne: I don't even know where he is, and he probably doesn't wanna talk to me anyway...
















































































Yeeeeey the cutie is awake

Claire: (sitting on her bed, smiles brightly) You think I'm cute...? Thank you!! ^\\\^

*sits down next to clarity*What happened child?

Claire: Oh, I've just fallen down a hill the wrong way a few times... and got attacked by a dog...

Yes, that would be our goat momma

Claire: She's really nice! ^^

Toriel: (pokes head in the room) Claire, my child? Do you need anything?

Claire: No thanks, Mrs. Toriel. I'm okay.

Toriel: Alright. Call me if you need me! (leaves)

*epic hug*

Claire: (cute intensifies) ^w^

*sigh*
Well enjoy your stay here then

Claire: Thank you... =w=;

C'mon, relaxxxx, it's not that bad. *rolls another joint, lighting it*

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