Ask or Dare Undertale

Dangerous Cinnamon Roll

i can give you cookies

Everyone: YES PLEASE ;w;

Imma just join you guys
*starts filming the whole thing*

Undyne: (sitting with Papyrus and Alphys) FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Papyrus: Human, send us the video after!
Sans: (concerned) *this isn't like him. What's up with him lately...*

i can just imagine papyrus looking up the details and then hugging every woman on earth cuz he's so so sorry they have to go through that.

Papyrus: Should I do that? :3
Sans: no
Papyrus: WELL ALRIGHT THEN

*gets out a barbecue* EVERYONE GET OUT HERE WE'RE HAVING FRESHLY COOKED BITCH TONIGHT!

Chara: YAY, CANNIBALISM!
Papyrus: I'll pass, I'd rather have popcorn owo;
Lucy: 🖕

"I'm taken... and gay."
This made me laugh and I don't know why.
And Lucy, do I need to give you the dictionary definition of both "taken" and "gay"? You don't seem to understand that when someone is both of those....you CAN'T be their GIRLFRIEND.

Lucy: myeh.

Did Grillby just make a pun?

Grillby: Yes uwu✨

omg Sans

Sans... I'm starting to think you're a spaz. Seriously, you lost your train of thought in under two seconds. Even I can't manage to lose my train of thought that easily, and I AM the "spaz" in my group of friends.

Me: Nah, I'm the spaz here. I have literally the worst memory to ever exist, my brain is a potato.
Papyrus: Maybe you eat too many chisps...
Me: no such thing
Papyrus: TRUE (throws bag at her)
Me: WEEEEEE, THANKS CINNAMON ROLL

It's not awful, but it's annoying af. Like, you can't even sneeze without mother nature creating a bloodbath down there.

Papyrus: Wow, that does sound irritating. Monsters don't have stuff like that, but if they did, I'm glad I'm a boy!
Chara: It also makes them bitchy chocolate-craving wolves for a week at the most.
Papyrus: So like a discount you?
Frisk: BURN
Sans: oooooooooo
Chara: You know you love me.
Papyrus: Yes I do ❤️

Alphys: S-since monster reproduction is different from h-human reproduction, female monsters don't have the organs that female humans have. We share special fragments of m-magic, and what that magic becomes until the b-baby is born depends on the s-species of the parents. M-me and Undyne lay eggs, Boss Monsters give birth Sims-style, the skeletons... I-I'm not sure how they work... F-for example, if Papyrus and U-Undyne e-ever had a child, then s-since Undyne is female, it would m-most likely form an egg.
Chara: So, would asking a monster "do you wanna see a magic trick" be considered a pick-up line or a catcall?
Frisk: (writing this shit down)
Alphys: (giggles) P-probably a m-mix of both, but more of a p-pick-up line.

Sorry, this is just me theorizing, but did you ever think that maybe your notes don't say anything because Frisk didn't want you to remember?
Maybe they went to where you keep your notes after doing a run, destroyed them, reset, then that reset resulted in you forgetting the genocide and your notes on it disappearing.
I'm sorry if that made you paranoid, but here is a 99% chance that I'm completely wrong, if that makes you feel better.

Sans: (eyes widen) I... I never... I-I never thought of that... but how would they get in? There's only one key, and I keep it in my room. (lightbulb) Unless they and Chara screwed with time so they would keep the key I gave them on a Pacifist run... (shakes his head like a wet dog to clear himself of scary thoughts) Okay, I'll explain what I know about timelines.
Sans: Every time Frisk resets, we lose about 95% of our memory of the last timeline. The other 5% stays unless they do a True Reset, but it's more of a feeling than a memory, and even my notes are unaffected by those. Me and my father collaborated with our magic to make that lab impervious to any form of time-space twisting and resetting. Any time something happens in a timeline, I write it down on a different piece of paper. That's mostly why I always kept a close eye on the kid, aside from the promise I made to Tori ages and ages ago. What shocked me was when I read them over the other day.
Sans: From my current notes, Frisk never did a real genocide. And I know for a fact that they never erased the world, because they still have their soul. They did kill monsters, but if I criticized that I'd be a hypocrite. They did hundreds of resets, every time doing something new. Sometimes Papyrus would be king. Sometimes Tori would come back and rule. Sometimes even the dog would take the throne. The time they took to reset varied, but I wrote down everything that ever happened every single day on every single timeline, even if nothing of interest happened at all, it's the tiny details that make a big difference in the world.

Papyrus does honestly scares me sometimes.
It's the little things he says or does that scare me 'cause they hint at the fact that he understands more about the situation than he's letting on. Especially with the resets.

Sans: What really terrifies me about my brother is not only how insane his magic is if you provoke him, shown by when he was a kid and saw me getting bullied, but... he almost seems to be able to tell what Frisk did in the previous run just by looking at them. He's perceiving and intuitive. Skeletons are born like that, able to read other people, that is, but he's something special. I've seen his eyes light up on a Pacifist, like he's seeing an old friend, and a literal chill go down his spine if they killed him. This... shake, like he wants to grab my wrist and book it for home before they even take another step forward. And the scariest thing is, if they killed me, Undyne, or both in another timeline, there's this spark in his eye, this red spark, like he'd rather fire a blaster at them right away than take the time to introduce himself. Then there's this flash of regret for thinking something like that, and he shrugs it off like it's nothing. I always wrote that down when it happened, and it actually happened a lot. I'm scared that he knows more than he should about stuff like that, but he stays positive and still loves all of us, which is what matters to me the most.

Sans: Another thing that scares me... sometimes Papyrus will disappear, then show up later saying he was "checking on something". One night, shortly after he came back, I went to the lab. The door was open, a paperclip was on the desk, and papers were all over the floor. Dad had not left the house at all that day, we're the only ones with keys, and I saw Papyrus pick the child lock to the sweets cupboard with a paperclip when he was five. Five. I have no idea how he learned, but it scares me how many dangerous skills he has for such a kind monster. Crazy powerful magic, boundless energy, stamina over ten times stronger than mine, lock-picking... he can even imitate other people's handwriting. I've seen him do it to frame me for a prank on Undyne on April Fools — he does it freakishly well. Back to the lab - papers everywhere, drawers were open, and some of my notes were highlighted. Like he had been looking for something. And what scares me the most about that...

Sans: ...is that I think he might know even more than I do about that lab.