well i guess i have accidentally ruined y'all's date
smar for Turts and the 5 ppl...
but i kinda don't trust the 5 ppl, esp not 2...
or maybe i trust 2 the most...
2!! What are your favourite hobbies?
????? 2: (surprised people want to know about her) Well, I like cooking, spending time in Hotland with a friend of mine, and I like making music sometimes...
Vegas you say... well, nice to meet you then, but I still have my eye on you.
Vegas: Most people do~ (winks)
?????: (starts laughing) Vegas, you smooth motherfucker.
????? 3: Vegas, why.
hey, it's not their fault they have a short attention— SQUIRREL!
Everyone: (looks for a few seconds before continuing with their business)
A/N: Up is honestly one of my favourite Pixar movies.
bUT PAPS ANIME IS AWESOMEEEEE
WE ALL FANPERSON OVER SOMETHING
ALL GENDERS
BUT ONLY ON TUESDAYS—
I'VE OVERUSED THAT BY NOW HAVEN'T I
WAS IT HETALIA??
Papyrus: I've never heard of Hetalia, I'll add it to my list of things to watch. If you insist on knowing... (turns away to hide face) ...Dr. Alphys dragged me into Attack on Titan and Yuri on Ice.
Me: OH MY GOD PAP AHAHA
Papyrus: (bitch-slap)
Me: OW! And yes, you may have run that Tuesday joke into the ground.
a ) Paps did you juat magically know he's called Carrot??
b ) *internal fangirling* *twitching weirdly*
NOTICE ME CARROT SENPAI!!!!!
Carrot is here! Uh, I can't be here *violently blushing red*
I can't ignore ten chapters! Uhh, uhh *doesn't know what to do* Papyrus, your crush needs your help! *There, that oughta distract him...*
US!Pap: Heh, kinda hard not to notice you when you're right next to me. And, BK, are you okay there? Your face is all red...
Blue: Papyrus you clueless motherfucker.
Papyrus: Yes, human, I did magically know ùwú Wait, she needs my help?! (NYOOOOM)
OHHHHH, I'm getting it now...
Okay, so you're all cool, and 2 is an ass.
oh so apparently they all hate 2
Vegas: 2 killed my friend, so yeah, I hate her.
????? 1, 3 & 4: 2 is an asshat.
Sans, you are lazy, ya lazybones.
Blueberry, i dare you to be lazy for a day!!
Blue: I don't know how...
Sans: Just don't do anything.
Blue: But there's so much to do...
Sans: That's everyone else's problem.
* Ten minutes later...
Blue: I LIT THE KITCHEN ON FIRE
Papyrus: BLUEBERRY WHAT THE FUCK
Sans: You are not good at being lazy, Blue.
US!Grillby sounds like me on a good day.
US!Grillby: Heh, I guess I do! (salutes)
Grillby: Jesus fuck you're weird.
US!Grillby: Of course I am, we're opposites.
Grillby: True.
Me: Welp, one of the stalkers' identities have been revealed... leave more comments~
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Ask or Dare Undertale
Random**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
