Ask or Dare Undertale

Names

Well, you could try reading it backwards

Sans: (laughs) Turtle, that's not how it works! Plus, I think the computer is smoked.
Grillby: Sans, oh my god, that was so bad.
Sans: You know you love me, Grillbz.
Grillby: (hugs him) Yeah, you got me there ❤️

Oh... you see, me and other people who can't stay focused for more than 5 seconds discovered those videos pretty fast

Me: I can't focus for long either. Ooh, bird!
Sans: Jesus Christ, Kitty. (facepalms)

GRILLBY! Can you please.. not touch water.. we don't need you doing more than making yourself pass out.

Grillby: I regret life.

smar, AT!Sans. smar.

AT!Sans: (cocks his head) ???

I actually like Underlust.... *puts handS up defensively* FOR THE STORY, FOR THE STORY! ...Also because Mettaton is a sweetheart in it.

Papyrus: I feel bad for UL!MTT to be honest, having to put up with all that.

Frisk, you got that right about him being insane

Frisk: oH o-o
UF!Frisk: He doesn't hurt me though. He and my Sans are the best guardians I could ask for, aside from Flowey.
UF!Flowey: ùwú✨

"Frisk is a girl."
"Only on Tuesdays."

Frisk: Yeah boi.

Okay, evens are females, odds are males, got it. But you can still go fuck yourselves until you tell us what the hell you're doing.

?????: (watching Sans and Grillby)
Sans: (notices him) ?!
?????: (quickly ducks around the corner) fuckfuckfuck
Sans: (walks faster, decides not to investigate)
?????: (relieved exhale)

No, fuck you, I don't trust anyone who refuses to show their name. So yeah. Take some of this. (flips him off) (raspberries)

????? 5: If you insist to know my name, very well. My name is Vegas.
?????: We call him Las Vegas as a joke.
Vegas: And I absolutely hate it when they do that, and they know it -_- My teammates cannot reveal their names, as it risks damaging their reputation significantly.
????? 3: (buttons up his trenchcoat)
Vegas: But you can trust them, I promise.

What are those motives? Hmmmmmm~

Vegas: Well, for one, we're being paid.
?????: Two, we're keeping others safe.
????? 3: Three, we're pissing off someone we hate, (cough) 2 (cough), which is always fun.
????? 4: (eavesdropping on them) (whispers) My motive is that I don't want Sans and Grillbz to get hurt. You can trust us. But don't listen to whatever 2 says.
?????: (watching Sans and Grillby again)
Vegas: Can you stop watching those two for three seconds??
?????: Excuse you, Las Vegas, I'd like to make sure they don't wander off.

HEY, no being an ass to the candle man!  Candle man is precious, you purple wannabe.

UF!Grillby: (rolls his eyes)
Papyrus: (in the distance) And I thought Fell was edgy!
UF!Pap: HEY!!!

GOD DAMMIT GUYS NOW THERE ARE 5 OF THEM

Sans & Grillby: Well shit.

1 and 3 are guys
2 and 4 are girls
5 is also a guy (pronoun alert)
1 thinks you're a naive candle, or was that 3 who said that...
2 likes to violently destroy happiness
and 5 just rolled up with a notebook and is all like "You be stalking? Imma be stalking too. Tell me about 'em" but with the "~" so it sounds coy or sassy or flirtatious idk
I'm probably freaking you out a lot but you can blame Turtle for my permanent mistrust of question-mark-labelled people.

Sans: (writes it down) Thanks, Puma.
Grillby: (nervous noise)

DON'T TOUCH THE SWEET CINNAMON ROLL!!!!!!! Plus... *drags the underswap crew in*

UF!Pap: What did I do ;w;
Papyrus: Hey, another me!
US!Pap: Waddup.
Papyrus: You're like Sans, except you look like me! (notices the cigarette in his mouth, slaps it out of his mouth and tosses it in the trash) Bad Carrot, no smoking in the house!
US!Pap: (laughs a bit) You're just like my little brother, except taller.

Blue: (looks at Sans, confused) (smiles) You're like a me-sized Papyrus!
Sans: I could say the same about you, pal.
Blue: Me, like Papyrus? No way! As if I'd ever fall to such levels of laziness!!
Sans: You callin' me lazy? (laughs)

Grillby: (looks down at US!Grillby) What's with the swirly glasses?
US!Grillby: No clue, to be honest! (smiles)
Grillby: Swap me is possibly a nutcase, can't say I really expected much different.

Papyrus: (already getting along great with Carrot) So, are you seeing anybody?
US!Pap: Nah, haven't found my type yet. You?
Papyrus: (blush) I have a crush, but I don't know if she likes me.
US!Pap: Just tell her, she'll like you!
Blue: Hey Paps! Meet other me!
Sans: Yo.
US!Pap: Well hello there, you look familiar. Have we met before? (chuckles)
Sans: (laughs a bit) You already seem to have met my Papyrus.
Papyrus: Why are there so many versions of us?! Other question, how long are they staying? :3
Me: 10 chapters sounds decent.
Blue: Alright! :3
UF!Pap: Hey Classic, have you seen my headphones? (spots US!Pap) Well hello there, pretty mirror!
US!Pap: Nice to meetcha. By the way, found 'em. (tosses UF!Pap his headphones)
UF!Pap: Thanks!

...OMG PAPS 😂😂😂 I didn't see that coming!

*giggles* omg

*giggling*
omg, Paps, I didn't think you'd have that evil chuckle in them... plus, what anime was it...??

Sans: (about to say)
Papyrus: (puts a hand over his mouth) NO.

SANS WAIT!! *nyoooom!*

Sans: HELP ME HE'S GONNA KILL ME
Papyrus: (chasing him) BROTHER YOU ARE SO DEAD TO ME ò\\\\\\\\\\\ó
Me: Leave more comments while we try to make sure Papyrus doesn't kill someone! ówò;