GASTER! TAKE. CARE. OF. YOUR. BODY!
Don't do drugs!
Don't smoke!
AND EAT VEGGIES! *shoves spinach at him*
Gaster: (topples over) sHiT—
Vegas: Grace isn't your forte, is it?
Gaster: (gets up and brushes himself off, embarrassed) Shut up, Las Vegas.
Vegas: =_=
Gaster: I win.
They make my head hurt from how oblivious they are XD
Frisk: saaaaaaame
Aw, Gasterrrrrr >< So cute!!!
Gaster: (chuckles a bit, confused) Thanks?
Alphys: (leans in the door) (sign language) "He isn't used to compliments, his reaction is so adorable!"
Wait wait wait. Frisk... You drugged them!!
Frisk: shit... (runs away)
Yeah a skele-ton
Sans: ayyyyyyyyyyyy
Papyrus: (elbows him in the ribs)
Sans: ow worth it
Why is everyone getting the boot?! XD I love that song!
Vegas: =_=
FUKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuku: TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
It's you and your son combined.
Gaster: That's weird...
Oh god. Well then, make every move you take so painfully obvious you wish you could take it back.
Alphys: I can't d-do that, I can't get any more o-obvious. If you looked up "awkward" in the d-dictionary, you'd f-find my picture!
Gaster: (outside the doorway, eavesdropping) (chuckles a bit) Can't object to that.
HEY GASTER ALPHYS LIKES YOU
you're welcome alphys
Alphys: (face flushes red) W-well t-that's one w-way t-to d-do it! o-o;
Gaster: (appears behind her) I know, trust me.
Alphys: YOU A-ALREADY KNOW?!
Gaster: (chuckles a bit) You make it painfully obvious, Dr. Alphys.
Alphys: (embarrassed) W-well, this is awkward... heh...
Undyne: (in the doorway) (mouths "KISS HIM KISS HIM KISS HIM")
* Alphys stands on her tiptoes, kisses the skeleton quickly and runs away.
Gaster: (chuckles a bit, light blush) Typical awkward Alphys.
Do you have something you need to talk about
Papyrus: ...little bit.
Frisk, change everyone's contact names in their phones!
Frisk: Will do~ I'm a bit lazy though, so I'm just gonna do Chara's. (gets to hacking)
* Later...
Chara: ALRIGHT YA PIECES OF SHIT, YOU CHANGED MY CONTACT NAMES
Frisk: (high-fives asker)
Papyrus: What do the names say? :3
Chara: (begins listing them off)
Frisk = DETERMINATION
Temmie = HOI
Toriel = eat ur pie my child (Chara: what the hell XD)
Papyrus = Papy ❤️ (Chara: -\\\\\\\\\-)
Sans = Hoodie Bitch (Sans: ha ha.)
Asgore = Pillow Head (Asgore: -_-)
Asriel = Walking Marshmallow
Mettaton = fuck this guy (Chara: nobody changed him || Mettaton: why must you hate me, Chara ;-;)
Flowey = Satan
Undyne = AMERICA'S FAVOURITE FIGHTIN' FISH (Chara: Is there a joke I'm missing here?)
Alphys = Weeaboo Lizard (Chara: Nobody changed her either :3)
Snow = BURN THE WITCH (Chara: what the fuck, guys? || Papyrus: [laughs so hard he falls over] || Me: Okay guys! Not! Cool! || Frisk: hehehe)
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