Flowey: FOUR. FUCKING. THOUSAND. READS. HOLY. LIVING. FUCK.
Mettaton: Actually it's 3.98K—
Flowey: shut up don't crush this moment you living calculator
Me: (EAR-SHATTERING SQUEALS) I SWEAR TO GOD I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Frisk: We had no idea this book would be so loved!
Me: I mostly started this book because I'm complete trash, and there are two Ask or Dare books I'm obsessed with - AraTheWeirdo's Yandere Sim and TheReturnOfTurtle's Undertale. They inspired me to make this book, so I recommend you read theirs if you like those games. They're both better at writing than I am ^^;
Chara: Now, without further ado, onto the comments!
Frisk, I'm not so sure about that- *looking over Papyrus with a magnify glass*
Papyrus: Uh, Turtle? (looks slightly nervous) Why are you staring at me?
* He's definitely hiding something..
*brings in dominos pizza* :3
Chara: PIZZA!!! :D
*peeps into the box* what's in here :3
* Papyrus doesn't even try to stop you. He just... looks at you. The expression in his eyes is unfamiliar.
* In the box, there are a lot of books and notepads, with a pen here or there. Also a lot of... blank CD cases?
* There's too much dust to see anything else, but there is something hidden under a pile of notebooks...
* When you reach for it, Papyrus quickly picks up the box and walks away.
* Strange...
Ohh~ a HINT!
Me: õwõ
I dare everyone to watch IT and not scream while Flowey can't laugh when watching
Flowey: (holding in laughter) Look at those kids' faces! They're all fucked!
Papyrus: (covering eyes and shaking, wrapped in a blanket with Chara)
Chara: Calm down, Papy, it's just a movie... (hugs his arm)
Papyrus: (more whimpering)
Red: Hah, wimp. (watching eagerly)
Because torturing you is fun, dommmm~
Sans: (flustered hiss)
... *steals his diary* I NEED THESE FOR MY SANSBY ADDICTION-!
Sans: Turtle this is unhealthy
Me: I WANNA READ IT TOO
Uh... Don't you mean drag? Mettaton knows what I'm talking about. *finger guns*
Mettaton: (finger guns back) ayyy
SF!Tem: ō.ô
Since when is he not "overdramatic" have you seen his movies?
Sans: I don't watch that garbage.
*is on his laptop* why is there a picture of you sitting seductively on here?
Sans: (looks over) Hm? (sees picture, deep breath, turns to doorway) METTATON! DID YOU STEAL MY LAPTOP AND PUT DISTURBING FANART ON IT AGAIN?!
Mettaton: YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WAS ME!
Sans: IT'S ALWAYS YOU!!!
~Everyone, think fast! OTP and NOTP! GO!
Toriel: Frisk and Asriel are absolutely adorable, but I don't like Soriel.
Asgore: Well, Chara and Papyrus are quite a cute couple. I personally despise Soriel. (hugs Toriel)
Toriel: (smiles and hugs back)
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Ask or Dare Undertale
Random**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
