There will only be one way to go... up, up, UP!
I'm happy you didn't give up on this book! I love you too! Stay determined!!!
Me: After seeing how much you all love it, I'm never quitting! Thanks for the words of encouragement! ❤️
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, UNDYNE! KEEP ON FLIPPIN'!!!!
* Undyne flips another table.
* Papyrus picks her up and literally throws her out the fucking window.
Papyrus: I WARNED YOU UNDYNE!!!
Undyne: Welp that backfired. We have yet another window to pay for now. NO REGRETS!!! NGAAAAAAHHHH!!! (double rock symbol) 🤘
You're flippin' awesome, Undyne!
Undyne: Thanks, nerd! And yes, I got the pun. Very clever!
I AM SO PROUD OF PAPYRUS TOO SANS! *happy screams from Papyrus making a pun*
Papyrus: Wowie, humans really like these awful puns, don't they? I still don't like them, but maybe I should tell them more often if it makes people so happy... and Sans looked really proud... (smirks) Hmm...
Hm... I shall figure this out... *gets out my magnifying glass*
Temmie: o noes... Temmie is will be exposed...
Chara: (snickers) Hey Frisk.
Frisk: Hm?
Chara: Papyrus gets an invitation to a costume party, and dresses up as a detective. When he gets there, everyone calls him—
Papyrus: (shows up behind them wearing a detective costume) "Sherlock Bones?"
Chara: DAMMIT!!!
Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH! THE GREAT PAPYRUS BEAT YOU TO IT, HUMAN!
Chara: YOU STOLE MY THUNDER!!!
Frisk: AND HE'S WEARING A COSTUME, THAT TIMING THO
Papyrus: ANOTHER MASTER SCHEME BY THE GREAT PAPYRUS, PLAYED OUT PERFECTLY!!
"I am not!"
Liar.
Grillby: Okay, I admit it, I'm really shy.
Yeeee, wait maybe... wait what are we celebrating... *holds head in hands* Okay, I need a hug or something, I'm confused...
All: (group-hug @BKdreamsans) uwu
Ooh, I date all the people in the house to say their crush, and they have to answer with someone, and no, the word someone does not count.
Me: wait shit I have to participate too. Well, I ship my OC with Papyrus, so let's go with him. Maybe I'll show her in my OC book some day. It's a different one from Casimi, who I made up a long time ago.
Grillby: Sans, as if it wasn't obvious.
Sans: Grillbz ^-^
Alphys: U-Undyne... •\\\\\\\\•
Undyne: Alphys is pretty great!
Frisk: I don't really have one.
Temmie: Floe! uwu And, er... (looks down) Tem no say other crush! >\\\\\\\\\\<
Flowey: ...the catdog is kinda cute, I guess...
Asriel: I always had a thing for Frisk...
Chara: Papyrus, although I am currently in a serious relationship with my chocolate bar. (eats chocolate) nom nom nom
Chocolate: WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME, CHARA, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME ;^;
Chara: Love hurts, Coco. (chuckles) I guess you could say it's just the way the cookie crumbles~
Chocolate: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
Papyrus: CHARA NO
Papyrus: Dammit, I can't find a valid loophole for this one... er...
* Papyrus attempts to say something, but his face flushes orange and all that comes out is random incoherent babbling. He turns away and hides his face after he's done, not caring that none of it made sense at all.
Toriel: Gorey, of course~ (boops his muzzle)
Asgore: Tori ^^ (internal screaming from how adorable Toriel is)
Mettaton: I have no time for relationships, darling, I am about to go to a movie shoot!
Doggo: (shrug)
Blooky: oh.......... well, if i had to choose someone...... temmie seems really nice....... a little weird, but still nice..........
Yes, really, you tall blushing goof.
Grillby: (blushes more)
*is still waiting patiently for Grillby to make his move*
Grillby: Soon... just need to prepare myself.
Papyrus: Hey Sans.
Sans: (turns) What is it, bro? Oh, and nice costume you got there!
Papyrus: Thanks! (clears throat) *I'm going to hate myself for this.* A guy walks into a local bar holding a slab of asphalt under his arm. He walks up to the bartender and says "One drink, please, and one for the road"!
* Sans loses his shit laughing.
Sans: I HAVE RAISED YOU WELL
Papyrus: You might say you were my "sans-ei"?
Sans: (keeps laughing)
Papyrus: *I hate myself but I love seeing him so happy* (trying not to laugh at his own stupid joke) A man wakes up in the hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replies "I know! I amputated your arms!"
* Sans keeps laughing, and Papyrus keeps throwing the jokes until Sans eventually passes out.
Papyrus: ._. oh shit...
Undyne: (peeks into frame) And then he had that thought, that only blackout drunks, extremely OOC characters in an Ask or Dare book, and Steve Irkle can have...
Papyrus: (plays along) D-Did I do that...?
* Everyone laughs.
Alphys: You two and your s-senses of humour... (chuckles)
Me: Narration!
Frisk: (presses a button that makes a ding sound)
Undyne: You watch too much CinemaSins.
Me: NO SUCH THING
Me: Well, Alphys will try to fix Sans in-between chapters. Papyrus, dammit. Meanwhile, leave us some more comments!! It feels good to be back in the game! ^-^
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Random**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
