**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS**
**BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC**
Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
~Actually, instead of a human, can we make Temmie a bipedal Tem?
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Temmie: Yaya! Tem like dis better! Papyrus: Aaaand she's back to broken English. Temmie: (hugs him) Tem like Papy! Tem like everyone!! ^^ Papyrus: (hugs her back) Yay, hugs ^^ Chara: I love him a lot, but seriously, I ship it. Me: Relationship Logic, everybody, brought to you by Chara.
~I just realized that Temmie and Kittydog are practically the same species... Mind. Blown.
Me: Woah... does that mean Temmie can animate?? Temmie: Tem wanna learn, but Tem no have the muns after cool leg ;w;
~I watched the fanmade Disbelief battle. Is Papyrus really that powerful? If so, hOLy sHiT, HOW IS HE NOT IN THE ROYAL GUARD?!?!
Undyne: (whispers) He is pretty strong. Hell, he could probably kill everyone here if he wanted to, but he's just too soft. He always spares people when they play weak, no matter what they've done to him or others, and that's how you get killed in battle. I can't let him into the Guard, he'll be ripped to pieces! I care about him too much to let that happen, even if it means lying to him and saying I'll let him join when I've "trained him enough"...
~Alphys, have you gotten over that Sans-crush phase yet?
Alphys: N-no... o-o;
(tugs Gaster in through a portal) Hello you exist now, GO SEE YOUR SONS DAMMIT
Gaster: Not the best introduction, but hey I'll take it. Sans? Papyrus? Are you around here? Sans & Papyrus: (pop out of nowhere, hug Gaster tightly) Dad!! ^^ Gaster: Woah! Heh, you both startled me! Me: Yay, Font Family Reunion! Alphys: Dr. Gaster?? Asgore & Toriel: It's been a while! Glad to see you again! ^^ Me: Welp, I guess he's here now!
*sighs, mumbles* I have a crush on chu carrot
US!Pap: (not expecting that) Wait, what?
*holds chu close to me* Mine!
US!Pap: (blushes again) Heh... you really seem to like me, eh kid?
I feel bad for Vegas XD I kinda like him in a non-creepy way XD
Me: I just realized that I haven't shown you guys what Vegas looks like yet owo; Vegas: You might want to do that -_- And thank you, Turtle :)
The purple soul seems like some shiz I would do... I'm blind as a bat without my glasses XD
Flowey: Ironically, Sylvia was the smartest out of the six of them. She threw her notebook onto land by accident while trying to save herself.
IDFC U CALLED MAI SENPAI A BITCH!!!!!!!!
UF!Sans: (eye roll)
GIDS;UYVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAGBD;ESUIGBCFSFDJHCAB;UPISEWADTSXRREVTBMJKLIYNBVTCEVRDYBMU,.TFR DITER UHIETDFRUHTHRUTERUTERDRHDFTDFHTRHTDFHTHTHHUTDTUHTHTDFJHTFJH sorry, I just died from cuteness
Papyrus: (hugs Turtle wayyyyy too tightly) SANS I THINK SOMEONE DIED AGAIN!!! Please don't die, Asker!!! ;~; Chara: Papyrus, dear god, they're not literally dead... (laughs a bit) Papyrus: (WORRIED SKELETON NOISES) Gaster: Is this normal around here?! Me: Yeah pretty much.
Ship.
Me: SAAAAAAAME US!Pap: (looks over at US!Muffet) (light blush)
AW MAN! Sorry Muffet, at least I tried
Muffet: It's alright, dearie, I'm not mad~ US!Muffet: (notices Carrot looking at her) (smiles at him) US!Pap: (blushes and smiles awkwardly, looking away) Blue: You like her. US!Pap: (shy) ...maybe...
Raindrop: *knocks her out* -_- X-X *ded*
Frisk: rip
Wow, okay. It's nice to know your not mad... But what happened?
US!Pap: One of the askers apparently has a crush on me, and I have no idea how to respond to that because nobody's ever told me they had a crush on me before •-•; Me: While he has an existential crisis about what to do, the Altertale characters only have 5 chapters left before they leave! They can be brought back in the future, though. Leave more comments while I get to drawing Vegas! I'll probably put the picture up in my Art Book :3