tbh probably
Sans: at least you're honest
Frisk: I thought you looked good!
Flowey: Can't believe I'm saying this, but you could pull off a dress, trashbag.
Chara: Do you want me to be nice or honest?
Sans: Honest.
Chara: You would look better dead in a casket.
Toriel: My child!!
Asriel: Wow, sis, just wow (laughs)
Now he's Princess Deadpool =w=
Sans: shut up i'm a badass
*squeaks*
ohmigodthatissoadorableahhh
awww... precious bab
Sans: -\\\\\\\\\\-
Papyrus: Observe, humans! (picks Sans up)
Sans: (falls asleep almost immediately)
Papyrus: (chuckles a bit) Every time.
AWWWWW!!! FUKU!!!! HDFHJBVDALHBVBAH
Great, now both the skele bros and the fire fam are killing my heart. I'm just gonna go and casually die from cuteness for the billionth time
Fuku: (cute pose, peace sign)
Grillby: (takes a picture of her) >w<
...actually, I agree with undyne here
wE MUST MAKE N AMINE OF IT!!
Undyne: MAKE AN AMINE
Me: MAKE IT!!!!
I misread that and thought it said "with a starfish" and I was like "where tf did he get a starfish"
Sans: (holding starfish) I found him!
Frisk: I named him Murp :3
Murp: (starfish noise) :P
I SAID DON'T SAY THAT! *shoves a coconut in his eyesocket*
San: (screm)
Papyrus: Did they do it again?
Frisk: WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN?!?!
*getting a little dizzy, still laughing* weee!
Papyrus: (spins them around few times, then hugs them and lets them go)
*shrieks*
chARAPYRUS I SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
Chara: (smirks, pulls Papyrus down by the scarf and kisses him on the mouth) Mweh ❤️
Papyrus: !!!! (hugs her and smiles)
Sans: I ship it like FedEx
wHOEVER DOESN'T CALM DOWN HAS TO WALK THE PLANK!!
*has posistioned a wooden floorboard overhanging a filled kiddie pool*
Papyrus: (does the thing where he looks at his hands like he just got a manicure and shoves Sans into the water)
Sans: (splash) AH GOD WHY
Papyrus: (runs away) Kill or be killed!! Nyeh heh heh heh heh heh heh!!!
tORi I AM SORRYYYYY
PLZ FORGIVE
*laughy mood has gone*
Toriel: It's alright, my child! uwu (hugs asker close)
Oh god—
Papyrus: (throws shrimp at Asker) SHRIMP
Sans: (throws onion rings)
Gaster: who gave them drugs, you're dead to me mystery person
Frisk: (whistles)
*just wants to screm*
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Papyrus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gaster: good lord...
Yo grillbz... they're making a big deal bout nothin. Just listen to you belong w/ me on repeat and understand that sans did well by getting friendzoned by Ms Amara.
*pats grillby on the back* don't worry, he'll shut up about the cheerleader soon.
Grillby: No, no, I don't mind. I'm just surprised he even got that far, and with the cheer captain of all monsters!
Sans: (laugh-crying) WHAT THE HELL DID SHE SEE IN ME, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SEE IN ME, WHAT THE HELL DOES ANYBODY SEE IN ME, HOW LOW ARE PEOPLE'S STANDARDS TO WANT TO DATE ME—
Papyrus: (elbows him in the ribs) Shut up with that bullshit, Sans! You're the best monster I know, of course people would want to date you! Now stop doubting yourself, damn it! (picks him up and hugs him tightly)
Sans: (laughs) Thanks Paps. (hugs back)
That's big! Damn, I can't get that out of my mind.
Sans: (laughs) I know right?!
I read two Ask or Dare Undertale books (this one and Turtle's) and I was wondering: how would the characters from TheReturnOfTurtle's book react to all the crazy stuff happening over here? (Papyrus swearing, Chara liking Papyrus, Toriel and Asgore being back together, Asriel being alive, the bipedal Temmie, etc)?
Frisk: (clears throat) Toriel would probably have some witty dickhead comment about her and Dad getting back together, Asgore would probably just be confused, Sans would try to spray our Papyrus with holy water for swearing so much, Papyrus would probably be surprised that his counterpart swore, everyone would be surprised by Asriel and the bipedal Temmie, Chara would probably have some smartass comment about her and Sans getting along and her liking Papyrus, Flowey wouldn't ask questions and just try to take someone's soul, I'm not sure how I would react, Grillby would probably be surprised how much more talkative his counterpart is (deep breath) and everybody else I'm not sure about. But hey unless Snow and Turtle do a collab, which isn't common on Wattpad, that's just a prediction.
Chara: Jesus, I thought you were gonna faint.
Asriel: So did I!
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