Ask or Dare Undertale

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

*cracks knuckles* You wanna go, Mettaton? Huh? HUH?! WANNA FITE!?

Mettaton: FUCK YEAH I DO (NEO mode engage)
Me: Mettaton you're going to die
Mettaton: THEN I'LL BE A GHOST AND I'LL BE UNKILLABLE, FITE ME TURTLE
Me: ...how did I not realize that...

Going good. But it looks like we're alone in the straight corner XD

Toriel: I thought corners were bent. (winks)

YOUR TINY LITTLE NUBBY ARMS ARE SO COOT *dies of cuteness*
Raindrop: *facepalms*

Blooky: (puts on too hat and bowtie, makes a kitty mouth) ...is this cute...? :3

sHNYOOM

Fuku: (has a track outfit on, starts running around in circles) SHNYOOOOOOOM
Grillby: Fuku, you're going to get dizzy.
Fuku: THAT'S FUTURE ME'S PROBLEM

wAITWHAY

Gaster: She always tries to do that and I have no idea.
Alphys: SKELEKITTIES!!!

'Sup Ben?

Ben: Not much. Gotta say, this place sure is interesting, though. Been a while since I saw some fresh faces!

Omg, I just realized that two of the children swore when ben showed up, then there's Sans with no potty mouth XDXD

Sans: (puts hands on his hips proudly) Gotta set a good example ùwú
Undyne: You swear all the time.
Sans: So do you, fish stick.
Undyne: Touché.

Hey Ben... is it cool being dead? Or is it just annoying?

Ben: Depends. You can go invisible and scare people, which can be funny, and flying is fun! It gets old after a while though, so it's cool to see some living peeps around here! And it's awesome to see Goat Mom again!
Toriel: (hugs him) ^^

aWHHHHHH

Like a star!

Sans: Paps is the only light I have down here. Makes sense that he'd shine brighter than any star up on the surface ever could.

(actually screaming from how cute this is)

Papyrus: Cute? :3
Sans: (chuckles a bit) Yeah, Paps. They think it was cute.
Papyrus: Why thank you human!! ^^

I don't think you guys know about GZtale, but that's living proof that if Papyrus was to change from soft to killing others, you guys would be greatly effected.

Sans: If you take Papyrus and then subtract the mercy, you have a literal killing machine. I'm more scared of GZ!Pap than I've ever been scared of anything in my entire life.
Evelyn: (in the distance) Sansy~ Where are you?~
Sans: Okay, with the exception of that crazy bitch. Seriously, someone hide me—

Hey, he gave it his all, that's what counts. Plus he can use what he learned for future playful combat, and spars.

Sans: True... wait... Undyne!!
Undyne: Whattaya need, nerd?
Sans: I know Papyrus can't be in the Guard, but what if he helped to train monsters who wanted to try out for it?
Undyne: That's... actually brilliant! Paps can get a happy ending to this whole scenario, he can keep practicing combat, and he can feel good about helping others in the process!
* Undyne high-fives Sans and runs off to find Papyrus and tell him the news.

Not again. Sans is the damsel in distress... Now someone save him! A knight in shining armor is preferred, but he doesn't have time to be picky

Sans: I definitely don't... please help...

That was heartfelt, cute, and provided a lot of insight. Nice job.

Papyrus: (proud pose) Thank you, asker! Nyeh heh heh! ùwú
Undyne: (runs up) Ngah! Papyrus!! I have good news!!
Papyrus: Nyeh? What do you need me for, Undyne? (cheerful smile)
Undyne: Would you be interested in helping me train monsters for the Guard?
Papyrus: (eyes widen) Of course!! I would love that!! (hugs her excitedly)
Undyne: Woo! Trainers Papyrus and Undyne are comin' to town!!!
Papyrus: Yeah!! Nyeh heh heh!!

wOOOO LGBTQA++++
ACRO PRIDEEEEEEEEE
(ace + aro — wait, I made a ship name for the platonic-y sexualities??)

Me: what did you dO CHILD??? Also ACRO PRIDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*grabs Evelyn's arm*
yo, wtf, share with me why everyone is in love with snas plz

Evelyn: 'Cause he's hot~
Me: This is seriously her reasoning irl. I've talked to her on DeviantArt. She thinks he has a magic blue dick.
Papyrus: (confused cinnamon roll) What's a—
Me: (covers his mouth)
Sans: Okay, wtf is your logic kid, also i'm taken gtfo
Evelyn: YOU WILL LOVE ME
Sans: GO AWAY (hides behind Papyrus)
Evelyn: Let me talk to your brother, please.
Papyrus: (bitch-slaps her) No! Just leave him alone already!
Evelyn: Ow! Hey!
Gaster: (across the room still writing ideas on how to kill Evelyn) (narrows his eyes at her)
Sans: kid, evelyn, whatever the fuck you are, get it through your thick purple head. I'm taken, I don't love you, begone demon.
Chara: (peeks in from around the corner) oh damn, get rekt
Evelyn: (throws knife at her)
Chara: (dodges) WOAH WHAT DID I DO TO YOU GIRL CALM DOWN
Toriel: (steps in front of Chara) My child, that's enough! We have no need to fight!
* Evelyn throws a knife at her too. Luckily, she misses.
Toriel: (eyes widen) Come along, Chara, we're not staying here. It's dangerous.
Chara: I think Papy and the comedian have the situation under control. Come on, Mom, let's get outta here before we get stabbed!
* Chara grabs her mother's arm and runs away, tugging her along.

Evelyn: Fuck those two, seriously.
Sans: Woah, kid, what did they ever do to you?
Evelyn: Bitch Toriel wants your love when you clearly belong to me, and Chara just sucks.
Sans: First of all, I'm currently and always will be in a homosexual relationship with a great person that I love very much, and Tori is married to Asgore. Second of all, Chara may be weird, but she did nothing to you. So stop bashing them for no reason.
Chara: (watching from around the corner) *The comedian is defending me...?*
Papyrus: Exactly. Lady Toriel is happily married to King Asgore, my sweet Chara did nothing to harm you and Sans is in a healthy, loving relationship with someone far better for him than you could ever be. (steps forward, eyes start glowing) So how about you back off?
Chara: (blushes deeply) *"My sweet Chara"...*
Frisk: (spying with Chara) holy shit
Sans: (looks up at Papyrus, glows his eyes to calm him down) come on, paps, breathe. We can deal with this without hurting someone. What happened to never hurting a living soul?
Papyrus: The one exception to my pacifistic ways is if someone threatens my friends' safety or happiness. If they do, well, let's say my training with Undyne will come in handy.
Evelyn: You don't scare me!
Papyrus: I can though.
Evelyn: Hah! What do you know?
Papyrus: I know that you should probably back away from my big bro.
(YANDERE SIMULATOR REFERENCE YAY)
Evelyn: Bitch please. What'll you do if I don't?
* A blue bone flies past her head, making her flinch. Papyrus and Sans turn to look behind them.
Gaster: Dammit, I missed.

Me: Uh, anyway, before I have to get the baking soda out to get the blood out of the carpet, let's just end the chapter here. As usual, leave as many comments as you like! owo;