YAY, CEECEE ><
Ceecee: Yay! :D
YES, HE HAAAAS SUCCUMBED TO THE SCREAAAAAAMING
Gaster: (hiding face) MY ONE WEAKNESS
Toriel: (fangirl squeaking) (clearly ships Kingdings for no apparent reason)
Me: Flustered skele best skele
I expected Chara to not think that dust is better than her crush's brother...
Chara: All I said is he can't work a dress. Come on, even if he's a bitch sometimes, we all love this guy! (tackles Sans)
Sans: (startled) Woah! Don't noogie the skeleton!
Chara: Too late!
Papyrus: Is someone saying my line?!
yes tori
*still hugging tori*
Monster Lady: (to Toriel) Congratulations, you adopted the whole orphanage.
Toriel: (holding Monster Kid and Goner Kid) my children now :3
Asgore: (double facepalm) TORIIIIIIII
Let's just add on a peg leg and a crew *cough* Undyne, Alphys, Frisk, Chaa, Papyrus, Mettaton (someone has to walk the deck) and Blooky, *cough* and we have a show.
Papyrus: (already in a Jack Sparrow outfit)
Frisk: I vote we push Ton-Ton overboard!
Mettaton: (puts hand to chest) Me?
Papyrus: I second!
Sans: get in the fuckin water (shoves Mettaton overboard into a kiddie pool)
* (EXPLOSION AND SPARK SOUNDS)
Happstablook: Look what you did.
Sans: no regrets ✨
YAY! VEGAS LIKES IT, AND THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AND THE AMAZING KITTEN! *happy turtle sounds* ><
Me: (eyes widen) You think I'm amazing?! (happy kitten noises)
Papyrus: (passes a dark blue scarf) You know what to do! :D
Me: (ties scarf around neck Papyrus-style) HELL YEAH!
Asker yes 👍 *falls over*
Papyrus: (catches) Woah! Don't hit your head! That would be bad!
Why monsters are great, right here.
yissss
see this is why monsters are forever better than humans
Chara: Agreed!
Papyrus: (holding her) I don't get why you hate humans, Chara!
Chara: They're a terrible species who do terrible things.
Papyrus: All the humans I've met seem pretty nice!
Chara: We're underground. You've met three humans.
Papyrus: ...true... but they can't be all bad!
Chara: (smiles and chuckles a bit) You never change.
If he was dust, I guess then he could really get dirty with grillby ;)
Grillby: (falls over)
Sans: Grillbz wake up they were joking
Papyrus: I think someone died!
Gaster: Again?!
You could say when it comes to puns, these guys are no squidders ;D
Sans: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Papyrus: NO
Also, has Jerry gotten the WiFi password yet?
Jerry: (looks up from phone) Nope.
You know... You should be careful as a pirate... I heard it's easy to get BOARD. But being a MAST-er at piratering, I think I'll be fine.
Sans: AYYYYYYYYY AHAHAHAHA
Papyrus: Human, you're walking the plank.
Vegas is too fab for this world
Vegas: (fabulous pose) (Pewdiepie voice) I'm fabulous!~ ✨
Mettaton: That's my line!
I vote we turn Chara into a neko for 10 chapters!
Chara: doN'T—
* Brown kitty ears and a brown kitty tail appear on her.
Chara: Fuck. I can't let anyone see me like this! (runs away)
* She runs into Sans' room and closes the door.
Chara: Comedian's gotta have something in his closet I can wear to hide these, right?
* She picks up a hoodie from the clean laundry basket and puts it on. It fits. Must have shrunk in the dryer.
Chara: Hm, comfy. Smells like ketchup, but still comfy. Wait, what about the ears? (spots a beanie) Ooh, score!
* She puts the beanie on. It hides the ears perfectly.
Chara: Niiiiiiice. Leave more asks and dares in the comments!
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Random**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
